27 definitions by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O

Clitorally

That pussy threw my back out. I mean Clitorally...had to see a chiropractor and shit!

A woman who chooses the exact opposite man she needs

She is so loyal and he sticks his dick in everything, she is SO Dickslexic

When you are wearing thermal underwear and predict a fart coming and not a shit

Oh man....bought that shirt JUST because that Costco Rica folded it.

When a woman finds her mole a beauty mark one day and a nasty mole the next day.

"One day she thinks its a beauty mark, the next day it looks like a wart....she's so Bi-Moler"

When a lady wants your cock in her life

"She keeps asking if i am single and what i do after work, she's really tracking my package"

A person who is latin but doesnt really apply it heavily.

Yeah...Soledad is Hispanish....she is proud of her heritage but is a Costco shopper at the end of the day.