mustache cover

when a girl slides a turd out over a guys mustache
she had to shit so she gave him a mustache cover.
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
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funnel job

when a guy lays on his stomach and a girl shoves a funnel up his ass and pisses in it
when her boyfriend passed out she gave him a funnel job.
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
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spanking crush

a girl pins a guy down on his stomach with her legs around his waist , then pulls down his pants and spanks him hard.
his ass was glowing red when she put him in a spanking crush hold.
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
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golden fudge creamsicle

When a girl poops on a guys chest and pisses in his mouth then turns around and sits on his belly and jacks him off.
the dirty slut gave the lucky guy a golden fudge creamsicle then sat on his face.
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
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yellow water falls

when a guy has to piss really bad and sits on the top of the stairs and a girl sits behind him and uses her legs to squeeze his lower stomach until he totally pisses his pants. The pee flows like a water falls down the steps.
she squeezed the piss out of him at the top of the stone steps and it caused a yellow water falls.
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
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piss nailed

when a guy holds his piss as long as he can then lays on his stomach and his girl fucks him with a strap on.
he lost the bet and got piss nailed by a hoy chick with a strap on
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
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