Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Gozaagustus

skidmark love

when a girl takes off her filthy panties and places the skidmark over her lovers nose and pushes down on it while riding his hard cock.

those two are into skidmark love.

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when a guy lays on his stomach and a girl shoves a funnel up his ass and pisses in it

when her boyfriend passed out she gave him a funnel job.

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when a guy turns a fan on blowing towards him and lays on a bed and a girl poops on his chest and jerks him off.

there was a stinky breeze from the fan after she shit on the guys chest awhile jacking him off.

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When a girl poops on a guys chest and pisses in his mouth then turns around and sits on his belly and jacks him off.

the dirty slut gave the lucky guy a golden fudge creamsicle then sat on his face.

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when a guy has to piss and a woman squeezes his waist with her legs until he pisses then jerks him off

He got wet pressure jacked when his jealous girl friend squeezed the piss out of him with her hot thighs and jerked him off

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a woman wraps her legs around a guys waist and squeezes hard while jerking him off until he shoots his load.

He got pressure jerked when she trapped him in a lower body scissors and jerked him off

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