Three-Way Handshake

n - a gripping and shaking of hands by three individuals, as to symbolize greeting, congratulation, agreement, or farewell. Awkwardly performed when one individual extends their arm forward to intiate the handshake procedure, but two other individuals both assume that they are soley the ones the gesture is performed toward, which results in an overlapping of the two's hands gripping the initial hand.

Guy #1: Sup guys?
Guy #2: Nothing much.
Girl #1: Haven't seen you in a while.
*Guy #1 extends an arm to initaite the handshake procedure*
*Guy #2 and Girl #1 both assume they are being asked for a handshake so they extend their arms overlapping, and firmly grip Guy #1's hand and release after a short skake*
*Guy #1 walks away*
Guy #2: That was awkward.
Girl #1: Did we just do a three-way handshake?

by Gorillafaceoff June 08, 2011

Coconutty

adj. - being nutty to extreme proportions. Acting silly or crazy, but in a fun way.

Derived from coconut, a large fruit
and nutty, meaning a little psycho.

Example #1:
Look at Jeryl over there spitting milk out of her nose, man she is coconutty!

by Gorillafaceoff October 06, 2011

Scampoo

n - shampoo that has been tampered with and filled in with different substances. Usually done on April Fool's Day as a prank.

Guy: I'm going to take a shower
Girl: (giggles) have fun
Guy: ok?

Guy: ow shit you put peanut butter in my shampoo? You gave me scampoo?

by Gorillafaceoff May 06, 2011

Go tit yourself

v. - to put on a bra. Equivalent to calling a man, a pussy, or say that someone is acting like a girl; asking someone to man up

Guy #1: Why did you steal my last ice cream cone? I was saving that. :(

Guy #2: Go tit yourself!

by Gorillafaceoff September 30, 2011

Hypothetical Couple

Two people, a couple, who like each other, and enjoy each other's company, but are not dating, or in any relationship beyond, friendship.

Maria has a crush on Andre, Andre has a crush on Maria, but Maria and Andre aren't dating. They are just a hypothetical couple.

by Gorillafaceoff November 09, 2011

Bootiful

Something you tell a female she is, making her think that you are complimenting her and calling her beautiful in a cute "pooky" voice, when actually, you are describing the niceness, and fullness of her posterior.

Ex 1: Kim Kardashian
Ex 2:

Guy: Ohhh Girl you lookin' bootiful
Girl: Thank you

Guy: (thinking to self) man she got that nice badonkeydonk.

by Gorillafaceoff April 20, 2011

Pisstocity

The level of how pissed/peaved a subject is

My pisstocity level went through the roof when Michael didn't show up for sparring class on Thursday.

by Gorillafaceoff November 20, 2010