Definitions by Gorillafaceoff
Post-Dramatic Gaming Disorder
a.k.a. P.D.G.D.
a medical condition were all someone thinks and talks about is an individual game after they have beaten said game. Said victim also begins to experience analogies between real-life and said game resulting in "playing" out loud, in front of everybody. This disease casues the player to want to get back to playing the game, and temporarily makes him/her feel like they are still playing. This can also spread to the subject's dreams. Similiar to Post-Dramatic Stress Disorder.
a medical condition were all someone thinks and talks about is an individual game after they have beaten said game. Said victim also begins to experience analogies between real-life and said game resulting in "playing" out loud, in front of everybody. This disease casues the player to want to get back to playing the game, and temporarily makes him/her feel like they are still playing. This can also spread to the subject's dreams. Similiar to Post-Dramatic Stress Disorder.
Guy #1: Man I'm such a Giovanni!
Guy #2: A what?
Guy #1: A boss, man you know Giovanni? From Pokemon?
Guy #2: suree I guess, I just don't talk about it that much.
Guy #2: What are you doing now? Why are you punching those puppies in the face!?
Guy #1: I'm EV training duhhh.
Doctor: I'm sorry but you have an extreme case of Pokemon-related, Post-Dramatic Gaming Disorder.
Guy #2: A what?
Guy #1: A boss, man you know Giovanni? From Pokemon?
Guy #2: suree I guess, I just don't talk about it that much.
Guy #2: What are you doing now? Why are you punching those puppies in the face!?
Guy #1: I'm EV training duhhh.
Doctor: I'm sorry but you have an extreme case of Pokemon-related, Post-Dramatic Gaming Disorder.
Post-Dramatic Gaming Disorder by Gorillafaceoff September 24, 2011
15 likes of fame
Definition:
A brief amount of time on facebook were your status/picture/video/post/etc is the center of attention of all your friends.
Origin:
"15 minutes of fame" - A brief amount of time, were you are considered the center of attention.
A brief amount of time on facebook were your status/picture/video/post/etc is the center of attention of all your friends.
Origin:
"15 minutes of fame" - A brief amount of time, were you are considered the center of attention.
Guy #1: Dude, look at all the "likes" I'm getting for this status.
Guy #2: Give it a minute.
Guy #1: Hey...why did people stop commenting?
Guy #2: Face it, everyone has their 15 likes of fame.
Guy #2: Give it a minute.
Guy #1: Hey...why did people stop commenting?
Guy #2: Face it, everyone has their 15 likes of fame.
15 likes of fame by Gorillafaceoff July 18, 2011
Three-Way Handshake
n - a gripping and shaking of hands by three individuals, as to symbolize greeting, congratulation, agreement, or farewell. Awkwardly performed when one individual extends their arm forward to intiate the handshake procedure, but two other individuals both assume that they are soley the ones the gesture is performed toward, which results in an overlapping of the two's hands gripping the initial hand.
Guy #1: Sup guys?
Guy #2: Nothing much.
Girl #1: Haven't seen you in a while.
*Guy #1 extends an arm to initaite the handshake procedure*
*Guy #2 and Girl #1 both assume they are being asked for a handshake so they extend their arms overlapping, and firmly grip Guy #1's hand and release after a short skake*
*Guy #1 walks away*
Guy #2: That was awkward.
Girl #1: Did we just do a three-way handshake?
Guy #2: Nothing much.
Girl #1: Haven't seen you in a while.
*Guy #1 extends an arm to initaite the handshake procedure*
*Guy #2 and Girl #1 both assume they are being asked for a handshake so they extend their arms overlapping, and firmly grip Guy #1's hand and release after a short skake*
*Guy #1 walks away*
Guy #2: That was awkward.
Girl #1: Did we just do a three-way handshake?
Three-Way Handshake by Gorillafaceoff June 8, 2011
Dorifingers
n - A spin on the word, DoriTOES which is used to explain the cheese that is left on your hands from eating Doritos.
Girl 1: yummm these Doritos are good.
Guy 2: You should wash your hands or lick the cheese off because you've got a case of Dorifingers.
Guy 2: You should wash your hands or lick the cheese off because you've got a case of Dorifingers.
Dorifingers by Gorillafaceoff May 29, 2011
Zombie-Kata
n - Kata that is performed in a slow and sluggish manner, having your arms swing around in "undead motions" like a zombie.
Girl: What the hell is wrong with you? Why is your kata so sloppy and weak?
Guy: Because its my zombie-kata.
Guy: Because its my zombie-kata.
Zombie-Kata by Gorillafaceoff May 12, 2011
Scampoo
n - shampoo that has been tampered with and filled in with different substances. Usually done on April Fool's Day as a prank.
Guy: I'm going to take a shower
Girl: (giggles) have fun
Guy: ok?
Guy: ow shit you put peanut butter in my shampoo? You gave me scampoo?
Girl: (giggles) have fun
Guy: ok?
Guy: ow shit you put peanut butter in my shampoo? You gave me scampoo?
Scampoo by Gorillafaceoff May 6, 2011
Dangerously sarcastic
adj - The act of being sarcastic to the fullest extent possible, which then results in dangerous consequences. This trait is commonly found in sassy women.
Guy #1: Do you have a stapler with you?
Girl #1: yeah, let me just pull it out of my ass (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: Well... ok? Do you know what time it is?
Girl #1: No I'm too stupid to tell the time. (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR SO DANGEROUSLY SARCASTIC!!!
Girl #1: yeah, let me just pull it out of my ass (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: Well... ok? Do you know what time it is?
Girl #1: No I'm too stupid to tell the time. (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR SO DANGEROUSLY SARCASTIC!!!
Dangerously sarcastic by Gorillafaceoff April 24, 2011