Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Gordon Jamesey

Shlurped

A word describing a blowjob.

“I got shlurped.”
“I’m getting shlurped.”
“I’m going to get shlurped.”

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A drink consisting of half a Modelo, 2 ounces of tequila, 1 ounce of rum, and a viagra pill.

“Try this drink I made bro, I call it The Mexican Fuckbomb.” “What’s in it?” “Don’t worry about it.”

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Another name for a dab pen for which you fein off of empirically.

“Let me get a few rips off the Feinious Caesar.”

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When you get into a conundrum and you realized you’re absolutely fucked.

“I just got into quite the confuckle”

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That place where you go to get absolutely shredded and feel safe being toxically masculine.

“Bro, I just hit my PR on bench at the Palace Of Pump!”

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A word to describe someone who is overly anxious and won’t stop talking about the same things over and over again that they are anxious about.

“Man, what if we get caught? I swear if we get caught I’m gonna freak out man. I mean im serious if we get caught.” “Man shut yo quashis ass up.”

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