18 definitions by Goonie's Revenge

Birkenstock bulldyke

Any lesbian female (like Beanispenis) who wears manly sandals to attract other lumberjack-looking females with buzzcuts.

Birkenstock bulldykes run rampant in Colorado and New Mexico.

by Goonie's Revenge September 29, 2023

Quadchin

When someone has a double-double chin, esp. if they are from Wales or anywhere in the UK. Eating too many donuts, and drinking too much wine can result in this condition.

Quadchin Justine has too many fat rolls and needs to go on a diet.

by Goonie's Revenge September 20, 2023

Granny fluffer

Any male who kisses the butt of an old woman, in chat, (usually a hag from the UK) in an attempt to gain favor or sexual pleasure from them.

The granny fluffer was in discord being a cuck.

by Goonie's Revenge September 22, 2023

Pillsbury Twink-Off

A competition among adult room tubby chatters to see who can be the biggest 'twink' or who can eat the most fattening foods.

A pillsbury twink-off ensued when emily and angelwinters showed up.

by Goonie's Revenge October 4, 2023

dizzy dustbones

A bedridden UK hag whose bone density is beyond repair who coughs dust and deteriorates daily, ready for the grave.

Dizzy dustbones is on her way to '6 ft under' soon.

by Goonie's Revenge October 30, 2023

cuminhisbum

A typical nickname for calmlikeabomb who lives in his mommy's basement at 45 yrs old. He is a closet homosexual and the door is ajar. He drinks and talks sh*t all day. Sad loser. haha

Cuminhisbum wishes someone would do just that.

by Goonie's Revenge November 2, 2023

slap slap slap beanis

Cha cha chicken clucking bitch who slapped off to her online crush, M1K33, then tried to buy love from him (200 bucks) and he dumped her.

Slap slap slap beanis is desperate for love online.

by Goonie's Revenge September 29, 2023