Goonie's Revenge's definitions

Photoshop UnsexyRoller

A particular chatter who poses as a female and photoshops pics to convince chatters that he is female. He often asks straight men for dick pics to blackmail them with later.

Photoshop UnsexyRoller should give up his game.

by Goonie's Revenge October 22, 2023

dizzy dustbones

A bedridden UK hag whose bone density is beyond repair who coughs dust and deteriorates daily, ready for the grave.

Dizzy dustbones is on her way to '6 ft under' soon.

by Goonie's Revenge October 30, 2023

Bludgeon Face

Louisville slugger face naturally, or someone you want to bash with a blunt object.

Bludgeon face should wear a bag over its head.

by Goonie's Revenge October 22, 2023

slap slap slap beanis

Cha cha chicken clucking bitch who slapped off to her online crush, M1K33, then tried to buy love from him (200 bucks) and he dumped her.

Slap slap slap beanis is desperate for love online.

by Goonie's Revenge September 29, 2023

Wangsta gangsta

A wanker who joins his wanking pals in chatrooms instead of finding real-life sex. Zac/craig are good examples of this mental condition.

Wangsta gangsta males join in chat to wank off together.

by Goonie's Revenge October 10, 2023

Granny fluffer

Any male who kisses the butt of an old woman, in chat, (usually a hag from the UK) in an attempt to gain favor or sexual pleasure from them.

The granny fluffer was in discord being a cuck.

by Goonie's Revenge September 22, 2023

Dumpster breath

Breath that smells like rotting garbage, like Craig and Syd have, from years of digging through dumpsters for 'treasures' like old computer parts and partially-empty beer cans.

Syd's dumpster breath will make you want to vomit if you get close enough.

by Goonie's Revenge September 30, 2023