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Supersimp

An incel who spends most of his/her day kissing butt to be 'liked' by some old hag or chat pig, or any other loser they talk to in a chatroom. They are selling out in the hope of getting laid, but it will never happen. Normal people laugh at them. Excellent examples of this phenomenon are BodyBags, QAids, Bazl, chatslot, dadius, Crustine, Zac and Dee.
Supersimps frequently make fools of themselves being desperate.
by Goonie's Revenge February 17, 2025
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slap slap slap beanis

Cha cha chicken clucking bitch who slapped off to her online crush, M1K33, then tried to buy love from him (200 bucks) and he dumped her.
Slap slap slap beanis is desperate for love online.
by Goonie's Revenge September 29, 2023
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cuminhisbum

A typical nickname for calmlikeabomb who lives in his mommy's basement at 45 yrs old. He is a closet homosexual and the door is ajar. He drinks and talks sh*t all day. Sad loser. haha
Cuminhisbum wishes someone would do just that.
by Goonie's Revenge November 2, 2023
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Birkenstock bulldyke

Any lesbian female (like Beanispenis) who wears manly sandals to attract other lumberjack-looking females with buzzcuts.
Birkenstock bulldykes run rampant in Colorado and New Mexico.
by Goonie's Revenge September 29, 2023
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Supersimp

An incel who spends pretty much all of his/her time kissing butt to be 'liked' by some old hag or chat pig, or any other loser he/she talks to in chatrooms. They are selling out in the hope of getting laid, but it will NEVER happen. Normal people laugh at them knowing how truly desperate and weak they are. Those who do this know who they are but they can't help themselves. It's pretty pathetic really.
A supersimp is not just lame, he's dumb also.
by Goonie's Revenge February 17, 2025
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Granny fluffer

Any male who kisses the butt of an old woman, in chat, (usually a hag from the UK) in an attempt to gain favor or sexual pleasure from them.
The granny fluffer was in discord being a cuck.
by Goonie's Revenge September 22, 2023
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