Speedbumping

When one quickly slides the head of his erect penis back-and-forth through his partner’s anal sphincter. Reasonable facsimiles of this would be when the partner’s mouth or vagina is used.
When Harvey finished speedbumping his girl, there was some tomato skin stuck to his dick.
by Goofnut September 04, 2022
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Fat Back

Look at that huge fucknfat back. Prolly ain’t seen his dick since grade school. He’s gotta weigh 500 pounds.
by Goofnut May 31, 2024
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Fucknacity

A natural instinct for being a fuck, douche bag, jerk or asshole. Variations: fucknacious (adjective) and fucknaciously (adverb).
You gotta’ have a lot of fucknacity to fart in church.
by Goofnut April 12, 2021
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Maskne

The zits that grow under your COVID mask.
After a month of wearing my Covid mask, I have maskne zits the size potatoes.
by Goofnut June 14, 2020
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taller in a chair

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks.
(a.k.a. - "taller sitting.").
Ms. Bertha is so damn gigantic that she's two inches taller in a chair than she is when she's standing; assuming the chair doesn't collapse
by Goofnut November 20, 2023
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taller in a chair

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks.
(a.k.a. - "taller sitting.")
Ms. Bertha is so damn gigantic that she's two inches taller in a chair than she is when she's standing;
assuming the chair doesn't collapse.
by Goofnut November 20, 2023
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Taller in a chair

When a person’s fat ass is so fuckin’ gigantic that they’re taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks. (a.k.a. - “taller sitting.”)
Ms. Bertha’s ass is so damn gigantic that she’s two inches taller in a chair than she is when she stands, assuming the chair don’t collapse.
by Goofnut November 16, 2023
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