When one quickly slides the head of his erect penis back-and-forth through his partner’s anal sphincter. Reasonable facsimiles of this would be when the partner’s mouth or vagina is used.
by Goofnut September 04, 2022
1. Any jerk who refuses to wear a face mask during the COVID-19 pandemic.
2. Any jerk who mocks people wearing facemasks during the COVID-19 pandemic.
3. Any jerk who tries to remove your face mask during the COVID-19 pandemic.
2. Any jerk who mocks people wearing facemasks during the COVID-19 pandemic.
3. Any jerk who tries to remove your face mask during the COVID-19 pandemic.
by Goofnut June 01, 2020
An advanced type of dingle-berry. Whereas dingle-berries are balls of shit that hang from anal hairs, dingle-sickles caught the entire lengths of anal hairs (think Milk Duds versus Milk Dud shish-kebabs).
by Goofnut October 16, 2021
When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than 5 Shanghai phonebooks.
Gertrude is so damn fat that she's two inches taller sitting in a chair than she is when she's standing,
assuming that the chair doesn't collapse.
assuming that the chair doesn't collapse.
by Goofnut November 21, 2023
In mathematics, delta means change or difference from the original value. Thus a delta male is a male who changed from is original birth gender.
by Goofnut May 28, 2023
by Goofnut June 02, 2021
A replacement name for “monkey pox,” because the current name for the disease has disparaging, racist connotations against Black people. Since King Leopold II, the king of Belgium, presided over decades of murderous, torturous treatment of black Africans, it would be a just turning of tables against the cocksucker and his subordinates.
by Goofnut August 20, 2022