Kohoutek

A comet discovered in 1973 that was predicted to be the “comet of the century.” Songs, plays and novels were written about it and buildings were named after it. But it turned out to be a bigger flop than Mitch McConnell’s career as a high jumper.

The word is synonymous with overrated and oversold events which totally fucking fizzle.
Putin, fat and topless on a stallion, Kohoutekked Russian masculinity while simultaneously spotlighting the “size of the prick on that horse.”
by Goofnut June 27, 2022
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Speedbumping

When one quickly slides the head of his erect penis back-and-forth through his partner’s anal sphincter. Reasonable facsimiles of this would be when the partner’s mouth or vagina is used.
When Harvey finished speedbumping his girl, there was some tomato skin stuck to his dick.
by Goofnut September 04, 2022
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Delta female

In mathematics, delta means change or difference from the original value. Thus a delta female is a female who changed from her original birth gender.
That delta female used to bench 405 pounds. She kicked the shit out of me after graduation.
by Goofnut May 27, 2023
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48

Anal sex.

See the part of the number “4” that protrudes to the right? That’s the penis and it’s about to penetrate the cleavage of number “8,” which is the ass. Buttfucking.

48 could also reasonably represent fucking your girl’s tittie cleavage.
“My girlfriend likes it when I 48 her.”
by Goofnut October 17, 2021
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Rat

A tampon, especially a used, bloody one.
The trash can in the bathroom is full of my sister’s dried rats.
by Goofnut May 03, 2021
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Dingle-sickle

An advanced type of dingle-berry. Whereas dingle-berries are balls of shit that hang from anal hairs, dingle-sickles caught the entire lengths of anal hairs (think Milk Duds versus Milk Dud shish-kebabs).
Jimmy’s dingle-sickles were so thick, his asshole looked like a porcupine.
by Goofnut October 16, 2021
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Pillow Factory

A group of self-serving people, organizations, businesses, politicians, publishers, commentators, captains of industry and the like, who pedal their fuckery to the willing masses. Shitbags. Lowlifes.
Uncle Rudy thinks that the ultra-conservative media and Donald Trump, et al, are a pillow factory.
by Goofnut February 01, 2022
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