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A comet discovered in 1973 that was predicted to be the “comet of the century.” Songs, plays and novels were written about it and buildings were named after it. But it turned out to be a bigger flop than Mitch McConnell’s career as a high jumper.

The word is synonymous with overrated and oversold events which totally fucking fizzle.
Putin, fat and topless on a stallion, Kohoutekked Russian masculinity while simultaneously spotlighting the “size of the prick on that horse.”
by Goofnut June 27, 2022
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A group of self-serving people, organizations, businesses, politicians, publishers, commentators, captains of industry and the like, who pedal their fuckery to the willing masses. Shitbags. Lowlifes.
Uncle Rudy thinks that the ultra-conservative media and Donald Trump, et al, are a pillow factory.
by Goofnut February 1, 2022
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Anything that’s crappy, stupid, untrue, wrong, ugly, stinky, broken, pointless, useless, dangerous, disastrous, disgusting, unpleasant or otherwise fucked-up.
The party was a total fuckbus.
Donald Trump is a fuckbus.
SCOTUS is a four-wheel-drive fuckbus.
by Goofnut July 3, 2022
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Anything that’s crappy, stupid, untrue, wrong, ugly, stinky, broken, pointless, useless, dangerous, disastrous, disgusting, unpleasant or otherwise fucked-up.
The party was a total fuckbus.
Donald Trump is a fuckbus.
SCOTUS is a four-wheel-drive fuckbus.
by Goofnut July 3, 2022
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When an area simultaneouly experiences a hurricane and an earthquake (i.e., Los Angeles).
When the hurriquake hit, my house collapsed and was swept away. Another version of this would be a second Trump presidency.
by Goofnut August 20, 2023
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An advanced type of dingle-berry. Whereas dingle-berries are balls of shit that hang from anal hairs, dingle-sickles caught the entire lengths of anal hairs (think Milk Duds versus Milk Dud shish-kebabs).
Jimmy’s dingle-sickles were so thick, his asshole looked like a porcupine.
by Goofnut October 16, 2021
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When one quickly slides the head of his erect penis back-and-forth through his partner’s anal sphincter. Reasonable facsimiles of this would be when the partner’s mouth or vagina is used.
When Harvey finished speedbumping his girl, there was some tomato skin stuck to his dick.
by Goofnut September 4, 2022
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