GooN's definitions

beef curtains

clam hole, bang box, moose knuckle, piss flaps, hatchet wound, cum dumpster, cum recepticle, whore hole...and so on.

example: its when a fat mook bitch cant keep her sloppy clam hole filled up with a dirty cunt rag and the damn piss flaps start swisha smackin in the wind.

by goon March 11, 2004

swisha smacking

a girl that is so fly you salivate and smack your lips over her, a slick ride

that female was swisha smaking, you know i just got to get up in that.

by goon March 11, 2004

Forzan

Writer of an incredibly long and detailed suicide thread with a secret message down the side, first letter of each line, explaining the whole thing was a joke.

I thought Forzan was going to kill him self one moment, and the next I was laughing so hard my side burst.

by goon June 25, 2003

Happy Hardcore

Electronic music that sounds like Smurfs on speed combined with sped up Ice Cream van music. Good stuff when you need a quick pick-me-up.

Couldn't take it no more, So I became Hardcore!

by Goon October 19, 2004

boff

A specific type of sexual intercourse having all of the following qualifications: 1) It is super high speed 2) At least one of the participants does not know the others name. 3) The male's trousers are not complely removed. Also, some definitions require the intercouse to take place at the Kimwood Apartments

I boffed some bitch at a lame party.

by Goon November 5, 2003

goonarific

Something that is very gooney or some one who is very gooney.

Josh your goonarific
Your goonarific to mike.
GOON

by Goon June 22, 2003

Zsinj

Damn cool person within 101st Delta Squadron, he carries the nickname "Sink", and is a fellow Llama-enthusiast along with Explosive.

Oi, leave my @(#&*@)$* llama alone you @$@)*$@)*$

by Goon February 14, 2004