Gollum 's definitions

Phebe

Oafish in style or personality

Phebe just got molished by that flying scadubie.

by Gollum March 28, 2003

Fat

Stands for Foxy, adorable, Tantalizing. FAT is an acronym.

person #1: You are fat!
person #2: Thank you! You just called me foxy, adorable and tantalizing!

by gollum June 1, 2006

Bald headed mud monkey

A short ugly bald person who likes to play volleyball in the mud.

Kenny is a bald headed mud monkey.

by Gollum May 28, 2006

Erectile Dysfunction

When male gendered individuals think that they are tall, firm, and stout but always fall short because of sheer ignorance.

Mark and Colby suffer from Erectile Dysfunction.

by Gollum May 25, 2006

Open Leg Syndrome

Ailment suffered by women who can't keep their legs closed.

Stephanie suffers from Open Leg Syndrome.

by Gollum May 24, 2006

Nagger

Little blonde wife wannabe that does nothing but bitch and complain.

Stephanie was such a nagger that her husband choked the life out of her.

by Gollum May 24, 2006

Emese

A stunning and beautiful best friend. She is Dobby and a fuckin twat but she is my best friend!

Rosie ~ Omg is that Emese over there!
Chloe ~ Yeah it is!
Rosie ~ She is so stunning i wish i could be that stunning
Chloe ~ Yeah same!

by Gollum December 6, 2018