Definitions by Gollum

Munchkin convention 

A group of short people or a group of mexicans.

Stephanie's family was so short that the invitations to her family reunion read "Munchkin Convention."

Munchkin convention by Gollum May 28, 2006

Bald headed mud monkey 

A short ugly bald person who likes to play volleyball in the mud.

Kenny is a bald headed mud monkey.

Bald headed mud monkey by Gollum May 28, 2006

Blimpus 

A large, fat man who whines and moans about being obese, but does nothing about it.

James is such a Blimpus.

Blimpus by Gollum May 28, 2006

nasty breath 

"Nice" nickname for someone whose teeth are so rotted that even if they rinsed their mouth out with acid it wouldn't make a difference.

I don't care how many breath mints you pop during sex, I still wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole, nasty breath!

nasty breath by Gollum May 28, 2006

volcano shits 

A bout of diarrhea that burns so bad that the hair on you asshole gets singed. When your asshole becomes a blowtorch.

I had a deadly bout of volcano shits last night.

volcano shits by Gollum May 28, 2006

Erectile Dysfunction 

When male gendered individuals think that they are tall, firm, and stout but always fall short because of sheer ignorance.

Mark and Colby suffer from Erectile Dysfunction.

Erectile Dysfunction by Gollum May 25, 2006

Colby 

Nasty, pasty, yellowish, bacteria filled grade of cheese even less desirable than swiss.

American is ok but Colby is downright gross!

Colby by Gollum May 25, 2006