winky man

Someone who has an extremely small penis and is always horny but does not have enough penil length to please a woman.

Kenny was such a winky man that his girlfriend couldn't even feel him inside her.

by Gollum May 25, 2006

Bald headed mud monkey

A short ugly bald person who likes to play volleyball in the mud.

Kenny is a bald headed mud monkey.

by Gollum May 25, 2006

Open Leg Syndrome

Ailment suffered by women who can't keep their legs closed.

Stephanie suffers from Open Leg Syndrome.

by Gollum May 18, 2006

Open Leg Syndrome

Ailment suffered by women who can't keep their legs closed.

Stephanie suffers from Open Leg Syndrome.

by Gollum May 18, 2006

Thundercunt

A person who says untrue things about other people and is a complete psychopath.

Just because you're jealous of other girls, you don't have to be a complete Thundercunt.

by Gollum April 18, 2005

microdick

Word for someone with a penis so small that it takes a pair of tweezers to tug him him off.

Kenny's microdick caused his girlfriend to laugh hysterically.

by Gollum May 18, 2006

bitch

Word used to call women who are excessively mean or the act of constant complaining. Can be turned into a compliment by using the acronym Babe In Total Control of Herself.

Hey, I am not A bitch, I am THE bitch and to you I am MISS Bitch!

by gollum May 31, 2006