Golden Inferno's definitions

Hello, I'm gay.

It's a way of telling a woman that's attracted to you but you hate to go the fuck away.

Woman: H-h-h-h-hello. My name is (insert name here)
Man: Hello, I'm gay.

by Golden Inferno February 27, 2017

hit bedrock

When you've hit rock bottom. Minecraft reference because fortnite bad minecraft good.

"i've hit bedrock. don't think my life can get any lower"
"oof"

by Golden Inferno August 13, 2019

No Reason Boner

Definition 1: An erection for no apparent reason. It can happen any time and anywhere. Super embarrasing.
Definition 2: A song made by Ninja Sex Party in the album Nsfw.

1: Danny Sex Bang: I like coleslaw, but not that much! No reason boner.

2: Person 1: No Reason Boner is the story of my life.

by Golden Inferno August 2, 2017

Dinkleberg Syndrome

When you blame all your problems on one person/thing.

Person with Dinkleberg Syndrome: You're the source of all my problems!
Doctor: I'm afraid you have a severe case of Dinkleberg Syndrome.

by Golden Inferno May 10, 2018

Welcome to Mario Kart!

Similar to Mario Karted, where you go from first or second to a bottom spot in a stupid way. Based off the voice clip from Mario Kart 64.

Person 1: *gets knocked from first to last by a Blue Shell and an army of reds* FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Person 2: Welcome to Mario Kart!

by Golden Inferno February 17, 2018

Jape

A joke, prank, a lie, or something you thought was, but isn't.

Vinny: "IT'S A FUCKING JAPE!"

by Golden Inferno December 29, 2017

borger

New Yorker for burger.

New Yorker: can i get a borger

by Golden Inferno February 5, 2019