querical

The adjective of query. Used in a smart way.

"Well it seems the situation is quite querical then, doesn't it.

by Gohn Gardenza June 12, 2007

frabjous

A combination of Fair, fabulous and joyous.
Usually defined as wonderful.

"How was the tea party?"

"Quite frabjous indeed."

by Gohn Gardenza May 29, 2007

Djinerd

A person who manages to maintain a nerdy lifestyle, while remaining, hip, trendy and cool.

A: "I was considering upgrading my hard drive to 7, 200 RPM and coding some linux, but realised I had to leave for my date in 15 minutes, at my band's gig. "

Djinerd.

by Gohn Gardenza June 16, 2009

Umpad

A padding sentence used as a replacement for 'Um'.
Light Umpads include: "Yeah" and "Well"
Medium Umpads include: "Yeah, Well" and "Now, the thing is"
Hefty Umpads include: "Well now, look here, the thing is"
And for the extreme padding, when you have no idea what you want to say: "Well now, look here would you, you see the thing is"

Umpads are a sure fire protection from the ineloquency of 'Ums' and are sure to protect you from criticism.

Reporter: "And exactly what is the proposed law?"
Politician: "Well now, look here would you, you see the thing is; the law is still currently in progress and I'm unable to give a thorough description as to its overall repercussions."
Cameraman: "Nice fucking umpadding."

by Gohn Gardenza December 17, 2008

glad wrap

That plastic shit that you put over your face when you wanna hot plate or shower curtain, you can also use it to cover food and put it in the fridge, but wtfdt?

Glad wrap is the shiz I wanna cover some cheez wid it.

by Gohn Gardenza January 25, 2008

knut

An insult, after the polar bear which has now become incredibly hated, definition is close to that of "tool" and "larrikin."

A"Hey look at that guy eating a rotten banana."
B"What a Knut."

by Gohn Gardenza June 12, 2007

cum baguette

When a man has sexual intercourse with a baguette, then removes the baguette off his cock and adds the usual condiments and has it as a wholesome lunch, dinner or brunch. {NOT A BREAKFAST FOOD}

A; I ran out of things to eat yesterday..
B; and...
A; so I had a cum baguette
B; Oh yeah, I luv cum baguettes
A; I like cheez
B; I do not
A; So did you watch 'Hot Hookers' last night?
B; Nah, I just had a cheez cum baguette (which I don't like) and consoled my self to sleep.
A; I like cheez
B; But I did tape Hot Hookers and I plan to watch it tonight. I might have a cum baguette from the reapings.
A; I do like a good cum baguette
B; As do I, without the cheez.
A; I like cheez..
A; And cum baguettes
B; I just like cum baguettes
A; Well you're just an anti-cheezite
B; That was a bad spoonerism
A; But I do like a good cum baguette
B; Well I'll see you tomorrow
A; Yeah
B; Cum baguette you later
A; Yeah, right back at you bra
B; So I'll ring you
A; Yeah, right after I have my cum baguette for breakfast
B; HEY, you can't have a cum baguette for breakfast
A; Why not?
B; Coz it ain't a breakfast food
A; I guess not, I'll just have a piece of cum toast instead
B; That's disgusting

by Gohn Gardenza January 11, 2009