Gohn Gardenza's definitions

M

M is a Fritz Lang film released in 1931. It is believed to be potray serial killer Peter Kurten. It is set in Berlin. The killer kills children and leads the police and whole town on a pain-staking chase.

M is a fantastic film by Fritz Lang.

by Gohn Gardenza January 1, 2009

glad wrap

That plastic shit that you put over your face when you wanna hot plate or shower curtain, you can also use it to cover food and put it in the fridge, but wtfdt?

Glad wrap is the shiz I wanna cover some cheez wid it.

by Gohn Gardenza January 10, 2009

hendo

1: The term used to describe ejaculation after suffering extreme trauma. If you are stepped on in the groin, and squirt a little out, you've been hendoed.
2: Tom Henderson, an extremely famous philanthropist living in the South Australian area.
3: A swag belonging to the latter.

A: A brick is dropped on your groin, this may result in ejaculation due to trauma, this is a Hendo.

B: Hendo is legend (amongst no one) in SA.

C: The Khaki swag is usually targeted for dumping on.

by Gohn Gardenza November 25, 2007

Djinerd

A person who manages to maintain a nerdy lifestyle, while remaining, hip, trendy and cool.

A: "I was considering upgrading my hard drive to 7, 200 RPM and coding some linux, but realised I had to leave for my date in 15 minutes, at my band's gig. "

Djinerd.

by Gohn Gardenza June 16, 2009

Umpad

A padding sentence used as a replacement for 'Um'.
Light Umpads include: "Yeah" and "Well"
Medium Umpads include: "Yeah, Well" and "Now, the thing is"
Hefty Umpads include: "Well now, look here, the thing is"
And for the extreme padding, when you have no idea what you want to say: "Well now, look here would you, you see the thing is"

Umpads are a sure fire protection from the ineloquency of 'Ums' and are sure to protect you from criticism.

Reporter: "And exactly what is the proposed law?"
Politician: "Well now, look here would you, you see the thing is; the law is still currently in progress and I'm unable to give a thorough description as to its overall repercussions."
Cameraman: "Nice fucking umpadding."

by Gohn Gardenza December 17, 2008

dumping

The process of defocating faeces.

A: Extreme pain is sometime involved when contracting the dump (faecal matter)Dumping.

by Gohn Gardenza November 24, 2007

LIN

Acronym meaning "Laughing internally."
Usually used when you don't think it's very funny.

A"Why'd the bubble gum cross the road?"
A"Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!"

B"LIN."

by Gohn Gardenza June 13, 2007