Gohn Gardenza's definitions

hoop dream

A dream very unlikely to be fulfilled, or any wild or fantastic notion, synonymous with the term 'pipe dream'.

Her plans for a career in music are nothing but a hoop dream.

by Gohn Gardenza December 24, 2010

Djinerd

A person who manages to maintain a nerdy lifestyle, while remaining, hip, trendy and cool.

A: "I was considering upgrading my hard drive to 7, 200 RPM and coding some linux, but realised I had to leave for my date in 15 minutes, at my band's gig. "

Djinerd.

by Gohn Gardenza June 16, 2009

cum baguette

When a man has sexual intercourse with a baguette, then removes the baguette off his cock and adds the usual condiments and has it as a wholesome lunch, dinner or brunch. {NOT A BREAKFAST FOOD}

A; I ran out of things to eat yesterday..
B; and...
A; so I had a cum baguette
B; Oh yeah, I luv cum baguettes
A; I like cheez
B; I do not
A; So did you watch 'Hot Hookers' last night?
B; Nah, I just had a cheez cum baguette (which I don't like) and consoled my self to sleep.
A; I like cheez
B; But I did tape Hot Hookers and I plan to watch it tonight. I might have a cum baguette from the reapings.
A; I do like a good cum baguette
B; As do I, without the cheez.
A; I like cheez..
A; And cum baguettes
B; I just like cum baguettes
A; Well you're just an anti-cheezite
B; That was a bad spoonerism
A; But I do like a good cum baguette
B; Well I'll see you tomorrow
A; Yeah
B; Cum baguette you later
A; Yeah, right back at you bra
B; So I'll ring you
A; Yeah, right after I have my cum baguette for breakfast
B; HEY, you can't have a cum baguette for breakfast
A; Why not?
B; Coz it ain't a breakfast food
A; I guess not, I'll just have a piece of cum toast instead
B; That's disgusting

by Gohn Gardenza January 11, 2009

macca

Macca is a legend.

Refer to maccer
Macca is such a legend everyone knows macca is a legend

by Gohn Gardenza January 11, 2009

cum toast

When you get a piece of toast, cup it around your cock and use it to masturbate. You then scrape cum onto the toast and eat it.

This morning I was peckish so I decided to have some cum toast

by Gohn Gardenza January 11, 2009

cumbuggy

A small white car that can fit up to 10 passengers.
The name 'Cumbuggy' refers to the semen colour of the car and containment of its 'messengers' the sperm.

A: Yesterday I was riding in my cumbuggy .
B: What, you and your whole family.

by Gohn Gardenza January 11, 2009

glad wrap

That plastic shit that you put over your face when you wanna hot plate or shower curtain, you can also use it to cover food and put it in the fridge, but wtfdt?

Glad wrap is the shiz I wanna cover some cheez wid it.

by Gohn Gardenza January 10, 2009