God of family-friendliness's definitions
-best boy
-puppy
-30 pounds of fluff
-Loves long walks on the beach
- is yet to defeat vaccum cleaner
-will k1ll for snacc
-puppy
-30 pounds of fluff
-Loves long walks on the beach
- is yet to defeat vaccum cleaner
-will k1ll for snacc
THE COOP
by God of family-friendliness January 3, 2022
Get the The Coopmug. Hello Ian!
Yep, okay?!?
Wanna go to Subway?
I guess, I'll order a footlong
They're 12 inches long!
Go figure.
Yep, okay?!?
Wanna go to Subway?
I guess, I'll order a footlong
They're 12 inches long!
Go figure.
by God of family-friendliness December 14, 2021
Get the 12 inchmug. Nothing here, just Cynamoth
by God of family-friendliness December 13, 2021
Get the Cynamothmug. by God of family-friendliness December 30, 2021
Get the I depend on internet numbers for moneymug. Now no jokes here. We're going for LEGITIMATE STUFF TODAY.
Sex is the act of working with your sex organs (vagina, penis, anus, mouth, tongue, etc) to let sperm fertilize an egg for reproduction. Either than or for pleasure. Sometimes painful on your first go. Now there are 3 main types of sex:
Vaginal sex: When the man's erect penis (any size) goes into the vagina, the semen (cum) gets released and the girl goes through pregnancy. Most popularly done with a condom to protect from STDs and unwanted pregnancies.
Oral Sex: When the girl's mouth goes into the man's penis. Found most pleasurable, but highest risk of STDs
Anal Sex: When the man's penis goes into the girl's anus (butt)
Sex is the act of working with your sex organs (vagina, penis, anus, mouth, tongue, etc) to let sperm fertilize an egg for reproduction. Either than or for pleasure. Sometimes painful on your first go. Now there are 3 main types of sex:
Vaginal sex: When the man's erect penis (any size) goes into the vagina, the semen (cum) gets released and the girl goes through pregnancy. Most popularly done with a condom to protect from STDs and unwanted pregnancies.
Oral Sex: When the girl's mouth goes into the man's penis. Found most pleasurable, but highest risk of STDs
Anal Sex: When the man's penis goes into the girl's anus (butt)
Sex is the act of working with your sex organs (vagina, penis, anus, mouth, tongue, etc) to let sperm fertilize an egg for reproduction. Either that or for pleasure.
Now Corey and Sarah were dating for 3 years now, and were still virgin. So one day, Corey wanted to fix that by inviting Sarah over naked. When Sarah stepped in Corey's room, she was SHOCKED, Corey's penis was a TEN INCHER. Immediately she said, "vaginal, oral, or anal?" Corey said, "All three. Vaginal first" So Corey stuck his penis in Sarah's vagina and they HAD A BLAST! The end
Now Corey and Sarah were dating for 3 years now, and were still virgin. So one day, Corey wanted to fix that by inviting Sarah over naked. When Sarah stepped in Corey's room, she was SHOCKED, Corey's penis was a TEN INCHER. Immediately she said, "vaginal, oral, or anal?" Corey said, "All three. Vaginal first" So Corey stuck his penis in Sarah's vagina and they HAD A BLAST! The end
by God of family-friendliness December 14, 2021
Get the Sexmug. by God of family-friendliness December 13, 2021
Get the Ian Boggsmug. Shown with an emoji :( Generally describes a feeling in which someone is feeling down and well... sad. What I went through while writing this for real
Corey: Dude sadness hit me hard today, :(
Jack: Yep. Feel down and degrade yourself. That will only supplement the amount of problems you have.
Jack: Yep. Feel down and degrade yourself. That will only supplement the amount of problems you have.
by God of family-friendliness December 14, 2021
Get the Sadnessmug.