God himself's definitions

band geek

Person who:
1. plays one or more musical instruments well (see bisectional)
2. eats, lives, sleeps in bandroom
3. considers band the most important class of day and frequently skips other classes to go to it
4. Has CPS (chronic playing syndrome) but does not suffer, rather enjoys every minute
5. Dates exclusivly band (or other musical: e.g. chorus) people
6. Understands band jokes
7. 99% chance of a horribly peverted mind
8. Worships band director/ drum major as god/jesus
9. Is in marching band and loves it more than life itself
10. has seen a lot of the other people in band and guard
11. IS INCREDIBLY AWESOME/COOL!

I am a band geek. I play in 3 ensembles I'm bisectional.

by God himself January 28, 2005

këj

Someone who others see as a leader.Specifically someone who is too strong for his friends but is very friendly.

Wow man, you are so këj!

by God himself February 27, 2022

Runaway

Fag from numerous websites likes it up the wrong un im told.

Runaway is a total fag.

by God himself June 25, 2004

The G

Godly being. the closest thing to an immortal known to man

The G is amazing

by God himself November 28, 2003

hymen insurance

self explanitory: Insurance for one's cherry. (althought it may be purchased by men)

Make sure you get those special insurance forms in

by God Himself April 18, 2005

Oskar

An evil demon god who wants to make the human centipede with 7 billion people. Has a big dick, small balls doe

Donald Trump: Omg it's oskar, better run before he centipedes us
ISIS: We shall become centipede to rule all of iraq with our intense anal workouts
Some dude walking by: Nice balls oskar!

by God himself May 26, 2016

këju

këju is someone that is too përrik. Too intelligent and very very strong. He is too good in football, especially in the rightback position.

-That guy is a këju.
-Yeah right , not like a gege.
-Yeah, gege is shit at everything.

by God himself November 22, 2021