God's definitions

Godlike

Being in a state of Ownzorizing for a long period of time. Also known as BEING NADDY!

Naddy is getting so many kills he should be called GODLIKE

by GOD April 17, 2005

USC

University of Southern California: plenty of hot chicks, great beer and the wildest parties around

USC Trojans rock da hizzy

by God March 13, 2005

in flames

Most pathetic excuse for a metal band I have ever seen. See pussy.

"Hey, I saw In Flames last night and they were totally awesome!"
"Wow, you should die now!"

by God March 24, 2005

Christianity

The most followed piece of fiction ever written. A fairytale to explain to people what man can't explain and provide them with comfort by shielding them from the truth.

Christianity blinds you.

by God May 14, 2003

Dick Hammer

1 n: A penis used as a hammer, almost explicitly referencing sexual intercourse
2 n: A penis shaped like a hammer
3 v: Term used to describe causing harm to someone or some thing.

1- 'Oh. My. God. Last night was great, he has a dick hammer.'

2- 'Let's dick hammer this jerk.'

by God October 28, 2004

Diar

Is trustworthy, kind, honest, and loving. He has really nice outfits and enough money to be a sugar daddy in his 20's. He has a resting bitch face that'll intimidate the fuck out of you. Diar is really fucking hot, and he isn't str8, and that's okay. Diar definitely does NOT smoke the doinks with the bros. He probably does bleach his asshole. Definitely has a gold Juul and he's really easy to talk to. He is a true american.

"diar likes to chill, make peace and have babies in the doink shack."

by god January 10, 2019

lolerskatez

lol

lolerskatez!

by God October 28, 2003