God's definitions

The Dirty Turczak

When you knock a girl out so that she in unconcious, then you have sex with her.

Jim used The Dirty Turczak to get laid for the first time.

by God March 2, 2005

laundry

(v) The act of having sex, particularly while trying to hide knowledge of the act from others.

Meet me downstairs in 5 minutes to do laundry; He'll never notice we're gone.

by God April 3, 2005

Slippery Dancer

To avoid work of any kind.
To evade and avoid.

David slippery danced his way out of that charge for tampering with evidence.

He must be slippery dancing somewhere since hes not here to get married.

by God January 21, 2003

constitution

Something made irrelavent by Bush

George W Bush: "That constitution makes great toilet paper!"

by God October 12, 2003

ping

see pong

by god January 31, 2003

Him Downstairs

The metro totem stick, has the incredible mutant ability to confuse people stupider than him. An emcee in the group DUMMEE PLUG. All around odd motherfucker.

Who's fondling those mannequines with lead paint popsicles? Must be Him Downstairs.

by GOD April 1, 2003

gribble

to rape someone

Greg gribbled the passed out woman

by GOD August 15, 2003