Definitions by God

would Jesus microwave a burrito? 

would jesus microwave a burrito?
or just zap it with some crazy ass lightning bolt magic!

yo jesus, microwave me a burrito

would Jesus microwave a burrito? by God September 27, 2004

moaner 

When one person is shot in the back and moans about the person hacking.

he isn't a hacker, fuckin moaner.

moaner by god September 19, 2004

World of Warcraft 

The world explored from the warcraft series. One of the best games that will ever come to pass and grants all the graces of God. It kicks all other MMORpg's ass including, Dark Age of Camelot(Game sucks) and Everquest (Sucks also.)

I heard Jesus has the highest character on World of Warcraft

World of Warcraft by God September 18, 2004

petastus 

Some one who is wearing a hat

"Bob is such a petastus"

petastus by God September 16, 2004

tightass 

someone who is reluctant to spend money when they have no reason not too

Sully is such a dumbass and a tightass, he works full time and has has no debts or anything important to spend his money on, yet he wont buy drinks for his mates

tightass by GOD September 12, 2004

bridge 

1. Noun - One of the most popular card games in the world. Beats Spades, hands-down.

2. Noun - A structure that connects two landmasses. Usually passes over water, and comes in different types, such as suspension, ect.

3. Verb - To jack off.

4. Verb - To make a connection between two ideas.

1. I'd much rather play Bridge than Spades.

2. I think we have to cross the Golden Gate Bridge.

3. Ha! You got caught bridging by your mom!

4. Matt's idea bridged together the two related theories.

bridge by God July 10, 2004

Butt Pirate 

A man who enjoys giving it up the ass to other men.

Wes Wright

Butt Pirate by God April 19, 2004