God's definitions

Throng

A large gathering of gay males.

Congress

by GOD June 2, 2003

cunt pajama

A person who sucks up their cunt juices with their pajamas, which is also a metaphor for a person who constantly saturates your life with insignificant banter, see also ass clown.

That bitch is such a cunt pajama, she never stops talking.

by God December 7, 2004

would Jesus microwave a burrito?

would jesus microwave a burrito?
or just zap it with some crazy ass lightning bolt magic!

yo jesus, microwave me a burrito

by God September 27, 2004

BMF

Bad Mother Fucker.

Zack and Bryce are BMFs.

by God December 15, 2002

bunch of wankers

The Gatecrasher message board

I fucking hate the Gatecrasher message board. They're all a bunch of wankers.

by God November 9, 2006

matthew perry

The guy on Friends who had extremely violent weight fluctuations. He was pretty funny though.

Wasn't Chandler skinny in the previous episode? What happened!?

by god March 25, 2005

Cisco

The greatest guy ever, everyone wants to be like him, and all the girls wantt o be with him. He is in essence god.

Oh my god its Cisco, lets all bow.

by god November 11, 2006