Gocnitively pmiaired's definitions

SugarShark

Morbidly obese people

1. There were a bunch of SugarSharks hunting a little boy for his candy

by Gocnitively pmiaired July 8, 2019

Neut

Some lake who is scared of doing anything especially with winemakers

That neut was scared to ask a girl to go to Comicon

by Gocnitively pmiaired August 31, 2018

Sexmatism

1. Having sex with an organism that s connected to another organism.

2. Sex with Siamese twins.

3. An event everybody enjoyed.

1. Having sex with a Cat-dog morph is sexmatism, but ts also pretty weird.

2. Banging Siamese twins is also sexmatism, but its still fucked up

3. Yo, that party by at Brad's last night was sick! It was a total sexmatism fam.

by Gocnitively pmiaired January 17, 2018

ear fisting

1. The sexual act of wrapping 3 or more Q tips together inserting it into one’s ear canal

2. A person who doesn’t want to hear the truth

Those gays went back to that ear fisting shit again

2.The boy billy is a real ear fister, I told him that he’s gay for watching gay porn but he just won’t hear it

by Gocnitively pmiaired January 13, 2018

Rim Jong Un

When a North Korean gives a rim job

Kim just gave Jack a Rim Jong Un! "Yeah, I Heard the gays go at it all morning"

by Gocnitively pmiaired July 22, 2017

Bag Fucker

1. A person who has sex with people over the age of 80

2. An asshole

1. "That girl, Tracy, I heard she had sex with your grandma" , "Oh! That bag fucker!"

2. "Your friend jimmy can be a real bag fucker sometimes"

by Gocnitively pmiaired May 28, 2017

Gravitationally Challenged

A way to call someone extremely fat.

"Your Co-worker is fat, I could even say he's gravitationally challenged!"

by Gocnitively pmiaired May 23, 2017