An American made automobile that has childproof electric door and window locks that prevent the occupants from rolling the windows down or escaping the car once the driver has let a massive fart.
Dude, I need to find out who in our squad ratted me out on cheating on the History test last week. Bro, we will pick the squad up tonight after school in my car, go on a long ride, lock the doors and windows, then I will fart and we will then begin the questioning in the "Detroit Gas Chamber". Someone will talk..they always do.
by Goatoghillgary December 21, 2016
A fart that is strategically placed in a room to target and deeply offend and stun certain individuals.
The farter has no fear of being found or ratted out; he has one objective, and that is to neutralize his target. This fart is often let in retaliation(ex girlfriend), to invoke fear and confusion or can be used to create a smoke screen while people break contact and leave the room.
The farter has no fear of being found or ratted out; he has one objective, and that is to neutralize his target. This fart is often let in retaliation(ex girlfriend), to invoke fear and confusion or can be used to create a smoke screen while people break contact and leave the room.
Bro, see Helen over there with her new boyfriend, I am about to get her back for leaving me. I am heading in to let the Kamakaze Fart, if we dont speak again, it has been good to know you.
by Goatoghillgary January 04, 2017
When one reaches their limit and can no longer last and has to urinate, but does not have the time to complete the job, so they drain off the minimal amount to allow them 15 more minutes of life before repeating the process again. This is often caused by standing in line for concert tickets, important business meetings, opening Christmas presents or talking to your best friend on the phone.
Dude, hold this ice-tea and don't lose our place in line to get the Kenny-G tickets, I have to take a Micro-Urination behind that police car.
by Goatoghillgary December 19, 2016
Any Pajama tops and bottoms that have a continuous print of Obama's smiling face though-out are Obama Pajamas.
Dude, you shouldn't have, I am speechless...I don't deserve these as a present....thanks for the Obama Pajamas
by Goatoghillgary December 19, 2016
Future Farters of America(FFA). A group of young folks that one day aspire to be great and noble farters but is still a newbe to the trade. If one seeks true farting greatness and displays a passion to master the trade they are already on the path to become a Future Farter of America(FFA).
Dang junior, that fart you just let nearly took the paint off of grandma's dinner table and it looks like your pet hamster quit breathing. I believe you are on the road to become an FFA(Future Farter of America).
by Goatoghillgary December 15, 2016
When you walk into a restroom and all the toilets have chipotle childs in them, you have just stumbled upon a chipotle orphanage.
Dude, I went to take a crap and all the toilets had unflushed chipotle childs in them, this place must be a chipotle orphanage as no one is claiming them.
by Goatoghillgary December 02, 2016
A nasty, toxic, deadly fart that stuns and blinds victims as it carries a heavy scent of onion/sour cream and lingers for hours once released. The recipe for this fart is one small bag of sour cream and onion potato chips mixed with a beverage of your choice, let brew in your belly for at least 2 hours and you are ready to release.
Bro, what is that smell, I cant see and I am nearly ready to collapse it is so bad? Dude that is a "Sour Cream and Onion Delight" and yours truly launched that bad boy. Let me know if you want the recipe.
by Goatoghillgary December 16, 2016