GoNzO's definitions

v2

version 2

I made version 1 but it had bugs so i made upgrades for v2.

by gonzo April 10, 2004

serps

1. Search Engine Result Pages. The webpages displayed when you search for something.

2.Search Engine Result Positioning or a pages ranking or placement.

2.State Earnings-Related Pension Scheme

3.a competition to see who climbs up the Google ranking most in a set amount of time or gain the highest Google placement for a given keyword, within a set time period.

4.a Conference on Software Engineering Research and Practise in Sweden.

some say that the serps arnt showing up in there browsers correctly after they search for somthing.

you could join a serps contest to learn about search engine optimization.

As a general guide, Serps will be, at most, 20% of the average earnings on which a person has paid National Insurance contributions over their working life.

by gonzo April 10, 2004

serp

the singular of serps
see serps

I only have one serp

by gonzo April 10, 2004

mini punk

a genre of music containing artists who are both pop and punk in nature.

I like some punk like the Dead Kennedys and some mini punk like Blink 182 and Good Charlotte.

by gonzo April 10, 2004

chopped-in-half

1: To be so, so, High...
2: Faded, confused, dazed, mistaken.
3: To be severed from your lower body

1: Damn, dude... I am so chopped- in-half right now.

2: Oh man, I'm sorry; I'm just
so chopped in half right now.
OR
Wow, I'm so chopped-in-half I
don't know where I am.

3: Shit! I just got chopped-in-half!

by Gonzo December 26, 2003

Rectal Verifier

A task performed by qualified recaloids (the small long bearded chaps usually found it shoddy porn films and xrated music videos). The purpose of a Rectal Verifier is to analyse the total area and perimeter of an anus and put the findings on to a large database that has no specific reason for existing.

"I valanoid here by decree that your anus is suited for class 4 foreign objects?"

by Gonzo January 1, 2004

Slabadoo

A term generally referring to a person of extremly low intelligence, bad hygene and a total disregard for all things not having to do with them.

"Hey Slabadoo get up we got work to do!"

by Gonzo January 8, 2004