GoD's definitions

j.lo

A fat plain Latina woman who through extensive publicity and lots of makeup has weaseled her way into popular culture.
A phony who pretends she is of the people

J.Lo is a ho!

by god July 18, 2003

gandalf

The coolest character in the Lord of the Rings

Frodo: Hey, Gandalf, how do I get rid of this god damn ring?
Gandalf: My friend, you have to touch yourself at night without wearing the ring.

by God July 21, 2003

ted

The Ted Williams Tunnel in Boston.

I want to go to Logan Airport from the Mass Pike, so I'll take the Ted to there.

by God July 21, 2003

shnorrer

A variant spelling of wordschnorrer/word

by God July 21, 2003

Cloud9

The name given to projects never to be finished.

Lets make a game and call it Cloud9.

by god November 11, 2006

Achuwie

A variation on the word "Actually"

Achuwie I didn't steal that toy or achuwie I'm a fat smelly slob

by God August 4, 2003

mungheaver

someone who digs up dead women, puts her legs on there shoulders, has someone jump on her belly, and eats what comes out. or for the technically minded: one who engages himself into a act using fore to inflict a ruptured colin among a deseast, with intention to injest

you are such a clean mung heaver. (you like to lick it clean when your done)

by god October 13, 2003