GoD's definitions
When you go to a movie and have popcorn, chocolate, twizzlers, a coke or any kind of junk food in excess. Then at the end of the movie, the credits roll, and all the grease and sugar from everything you have eating comes pounding down on you and makes you feel like puking.
Guy 1: Dude! Heard you saw Public Enemies last night and threw up after the movie!
Guy 2: Yeah. I had a large popcorn, coke, and some hersheys kisses. The credits crunch hit me bad.
Guy 2: Yeah. I had a large popcorn, coke, and some hersheys kisses. The credits crunch hit me bad.
by god July 5, 2009
Get the Credits Crunchmug. Is trustworthy, kind, honest, and loving. He has really nice outfits and enough money to be a sugar daddy in his 20's. He has a resting bitch face that'll intimidate the fuck out of you. Diar is really fucking hot, and he isn't str8, and that's okay. Diar definitely does NOT smoke the doinks with the bros. He probably does bleach his asshole. Definitely has a gold Juul and he's really easy to talk to. He is a true american.
by god January 10, 2019
Get the Diarmug. 
When a women's nipple becomes aroused and reaches a lenght of over 4 inches, it therefore declared a nipple cock.
Yo man!! look at Sally's nipple cock!! It's shooting out milk!!
As soon as he rubbed my boobies, I grew intense nipple cocks everywhere.
As soon as he rubbed my boobies, I grew intense nipple cocks everywhere.
by God December 7, 2004
Get the nipple cockmug. 1 n: A permanent mark caused by the act of sexual intercourse, generally dried semen
2 n: The pain of having your heart broken
2 n: The pain of having your heart broken
by God October 28, 2004
Get the Love Stainmug. by God March 13, 2005
Get the USCmug.