Nebraska

An exemplary case of pitful dullness.

A whole state who's only source of pride comes from its college football team. Very sad; very Nebraska.

by God October 26, 2003

shmer

A word with many conotations depending on how it is enunciated.

SHMER!: Tight yo!
shmer...:I'm depressed!
shmeR?: WTF?

by god May 26, 2003

doufas

some lost cunt who fell in

*douf sits by the watrer all relaxed n shit
*douf is getting out all soaked.
mad cunt: i heard u fell in the water like a lost cunt

by god April 01, 2003

Slipknot

Slipknot rocks. Joey is one of the best drummers that i have ever created. All you people that don't listen to them, I don't really care, but you really need to get a life and do something other than bash them you sick fucks. Go do something that will actually matter. Like killing yourself.

Love,
God :-D

Slipknot ROCKS MY SOCKS

by God December 18, 2004

Christianity

The most followed piece of fiction ever written. A fairytale to explain to people what man can't explain and provide them with comfort by shielding them from the truth.

Christianity blinds you.

by God May 15, 2003

Mason

is a ginger and cant talk to girls, smokes a pack a day and sucks at club penguin.

hi dick gets hard when he sees madaloin

oh you cant talk to girls your such a mason
you suck at club penguin you must be mason

by GOD April 11, 2019

Mason

can not talk to girls can barley talk to his mom and sister has no soul and is social awkward

cant talk to a girl your a mason

by GOD April 25, 2019