Gnostic1's definitions
Incredibly random, in the modern sense of unexpected or unimportant, given that pi, 3.14159 etc., is a famously random number.
Dude! That random chick I met at the VD clinic took me dancing last night and the place was random as pi!
Our cupcake flavours are as random as pi.
555-5555? Your phone number is random as pi! Or is it?
Our cupcake flavours are as random as pi.
555-5555? Your phone number is random as pi! Or is it?
by gnostic1 July 10, 2010
Get the random as pimug. I am so beat that a calming fylup at the park is totally needed before I can even talk.
Why is the cafe always closed when I crave a fylup?
Why is the cafe always closed when I crave a fylup?
by gnostic1 August 28, 2010
Get the fylupmug. v.phrase. Exposing one's genitals in public if one is royalty.
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I say! Prince Harry has been parading the guards rather a lot lately. It just isn't cricket old boy. I think it all started when his great-granny started letting the corgis out.
by gnostic1 September 24, 2012
Get the parading the guardsmug. n. A modern city near Islamabad with a thriving economy and vibrant night life in spite of an overwhelmingly blind population. Home to a large military officer training centre, a security police academy, a large sophisticated army base, and a cadre of well known international terrorists in a well-appointed glaringly-obvious hideout.
Famous for its complex network of blind alleys and home to the Pan-Asia bronze medal winning Hide-and-Seek team this modern metropolis, nestled in the fog-shrouded mountains of North East Pakistan, has recently almost seen the opening of yet another factory to manufacture the signature white canes which are synonymous with Abbottabad industry.
Tourist attractions include the Referee and Umpire Museum and a zoo devoted almost entirely to bats, cave fish, moles, and deaf chickens with cataracts and glaucoma. Visitors can feel secure knowing that in the event of any threat modern interceptor aircraft can be scrambled from Islamabad and will arrive in about a week: two weeks tops if it's a bit cloudy.
Famous for its complex network of blind alleys and home to the Pan-Asia bronze medal winning Hide-and-Seek team this modern metropolis, nestled in the fog-shrouded mountains of North East Pakistan, has recently almost seen the opening of yet another factory to manufacture the signature white canes which are synonymous with Abbottabad industry.
Tourist attractions include the Referee and Umpire Museum and a zoo devoted almost entirely to bats, cave fish, moles, and deaf chickens with cataracts and glaucoma. Visitors can feel secure knowing that in the event of any threat modern interceptor aircraft can be scrambled from Islamabad and will arrive in about a week: two weeks tops if it's a bit cloudy.
Excuse me Major, can you tell me where the Abbottabad bus station is?
Certainly. Take a left at the Bin Laden compound and then it's just past the Willful Ignorance Airbase on Death To America Avenue.
If you get lost ask the tall guy with the Saudi accent for help ... but don't let him drive.
Certainly. Take a left at the Bin Laden compound and then it's just past the Willful Ignorance Airbase on Death To America Avenue.
If you get lost ask the tall guy with the Saudi accent for help ... but don't let him drive.
by gnostic1 June 2, 2011
Get the Abbottabadmug. n. Radical skateboarding move in which you lean way out sideways and grab the outer edge of a buddy's board while he does the same to your board. Similar to a crab walk but without the hidden sexual tension.
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Nice hangfred Dude!
Sorry?
I saw you doing a hangfred with Andy yesterday. It looked sweet.
Oh right. A hangfred. Thanks.
Sorry?
I saw you doing a hangfred with Andy yesterday. It looked sweet.
Oh right. A hangfred. Thanks.
by gnostic1 October 8, 2011
Get the hangfredmug. n. heated but often humorous verbal jousting in which the attributes of hockey players and teams are discussed.
You think that schmuck Gretzky, who isn't good enough to clean the blood off the elbow pads of Howe never mind the jock strap of Morenz, is the greatest? Oi Vey!
Enough with the hockey shtick mam. We're trying to watch porn.
Enough with the hockey shtick mam. We're trying to watch porn.
by gnostic1 February 20, 2011
Get the hockey shtickmug. v. originally it referred to a movement west toward new frontiers, prosperity, freedom etc. but now it suggests movement or progress away from any restaint, any rules, any authority.
This town sucks man. Time to wester.
Salvador Dali's cryptic westering was initially thought to be indicative of temporal lobe epilelepsy.
Salvador Dali's cryptic westering was initially thought to be indicative of temporal lobe epilelepsy.
by gnostic1 January 20, 2011
Get the westermug.