Gnostic1's definitions

Royal Roads University

place. Former military college specialising in Engineering and Weapons System Management that has fallen on hard times and is now forced to survive by teaching liberal arts courses and adult upgrading. Beautiful grounds with plenty of flowers make it a delight for offspring of the idle rich.

No sports teams.

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Yo. Dude. You going to college in the fall?

Yeah. But it's Royal Roads University.

Score!

by gnostic1 September 17, 2012

bad heir day

n. A day when one or more of your children does something bad ... very bad.

Why is Igor out on the window ledge mumbling about a hostage taking and some arrests?

Oh don't worry. He's just having a bad heir day.

by gnostic1 October 25, 2010

lexicolonologists

n. People who are experts about terminology in a given area but quite anal about specifics of usage.

I think the etymological lexicolonologists would decry the verbal warming on the internet.

by gnostic1 August 25, 2011

ollieollieoxenfree

n. Skateboarding move in which the rider, after gaining a high degree of speed and elevation off a suitably placed ramp such as a neighbor's slant nosed Porsche, does an inverted fakey shirttail grab freehand then surveys the assembled crowd of lamers and posers and gesticulates toward the one he thinks is holding the gamest weed.

Rad leaper bro! I totally spronged when you fingered Bonghat during that awwwesome with three doubleyous ollieollieoxenfree.

by gnostic1 November 7, 2010

dietproof

adj. so delicious that it will inevitably be consumed even by people on diets.

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These panda cheesecake squares are dietproof.

Stand back! I have a bag of dietproof donuts and I'm not afraid to throw them into the cockpit!

by gnostic1 June 7, 2011

whoopsy fish

Exclamation of joy shouted at odd British sporting events such as cricket, soccer and vicar's wick when a player is severely injured, or, conversely, when a player's shoe comes off. Also a sexual act.

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Cor Blimey! Did you see that! Whoopsy Fish! Whoopsy Fish!

Stunning rudeness that! Where's the administrator with his tiny whistle. The chap's been stumped. Oh, I say. This just isn't on.

by gnostic1 July 4, 2012

verbal warming

noun phrase. A term describing the accelerating increase in the number of words in the world and the resultant accumulation of verbiage that threatens to drown us all. Some lexicolonogists deny that it's happening or attribute it to non-human factors such as rogue computer programs.

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Leapstand? Ollieollieoxenfree? Yardening? What is up with all these new words? Some days If I don't use my asthma medication I can't breathe when I read my e-mail.

You mean you can't ox-in unless you drughale? That's just verbal warming. You should move your computer to a higher floor and buy some flood sacks.

by gnostic1 August 25, 2011