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wire wizard

n. Person with an unsurpassed degree of technical brilliance. Often used ironically or disparagingly.
I ... I... I think I erased Superbowl XLV from your TiVo when I was programming in Sex and the City 4.

That's okay my little wire wizard. Now make me a sandwich!
by gnostic1 October 21, 2010
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guard

n. An ice-curling term for a granite stone large enough to prevent opposition rocks from hacking into the button. Traditionally a guard is pushed into the house in the later stages of the draw to sweep a tie.

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Nice guard placement. I can almost taste the tankard coffee!

Yeah! We will be totally briaring this week-end.
by gnostic1 March 8, 2012
mugGet the guardmug.

toastcoital

adj. Hunger following crummy sex.

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Well, that's over. How about getting me some food?

You are one toastcoital romantic.

You got that right sugar. Now less talk more wok.
by gnostic1 October 28, 2012
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Biggar

place. Amusingly named hamlet in Saskatchewan, Canada known as a waystop on the trail to Saskatoon and as the birthplace of four-a-side lassies ice curling. Aboriginal influences were never quite extinguished by the European influx thus Biggar retains a cross-cultural flair that attracts tourists, Scandanavian ethnographers and geneologists.

Grain farming and grain farming remain the primary industries although many music teachers work there, part-time nursing positions abound and the Adult Theatre Group has a steady audience for their original shows and endless Godspell adaptations.

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"New York may be large and smelly, but Biggar isn't better!"

No. I don't think that should go up on the sign.

How about "New York is big ... but this is Biggar!"

That's better.
by gnostic1 March 16, 2012
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vuvuazalea

An annoying, loudly colored, flower, flower bed, or flower arrangement.
The subtle colors in the wedding photos were totally ruined by the vuvuazaleas the bridesmaids were holding.

Nobody can relax in the park since they put in those godforsaken vuvuazaleas!
by gnostic1 June 23, 2010
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Teebowl

n. 1)Wherever the Denver Broncos are going instead of to the league championship game.

2) Any disappointing event attended reluctantly when God doesn't come through.

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Don't cry dear. I'm sure you'll have just as much fun at the Teebowl as you would have had at the State champioships. Maybe next year Jesus will love you and want you for a sunbeam.
by gnostic1 January 25, 2012
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romney

v. To vainly spend vast amounts and change one's position on issues in the hopes of winning an election.
I have no hope of becoming class president so I am going to romney until I've spent all the cash.
by gnostic1 November 7, 2012
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