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How did your presentation go?
Great! But they gave the contract to the higher bidder.
Sounds like you got Norwegian reffed.
Great! But they gave the contract to the higher bidder.
Sounds like you got Norwegian reffed.
by gnostic1 August 7, 2012
Get the Norwegian reffed mug.place. Placid rill-forming community on the edge of the Athabasca river in nothern Alberta. Chosen as a settlement site by the Hudson Bay Company in 1987 because of the ease with which sandstone boulders could be wrestled from the banks to anchor white-fish nets.
Home of the Weasel Scars lacrosse team, three-time NLL champs, and headquarters of the Canadian Portage Company.
Windshield-repair shops and piles of loose gravel crowd the edges of Klein Street, a dinosaur tomb attracts tourism dollars, and french lessons are available from the nubile lasses in the winter months.
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Home of the Weasel Scars lacrosse team, three-time NLL champs, and headquarters of the Canadian Portage Company.
Windshield-repair shops and piles of loose gravel crowd the edges of Klein Street, a dinosaur tomb attracts tourism dollars, and french lessons are available from the nubile lasses in the winter months.
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The canoe feels a bit unsteady. Hop out and see if a side-paddle fell off.
I think that was just the rill as we went through Athabasca.
I think that was just the rill as we went through Athabasca.
by gnostic1 August 6, 2012
Get the Athabasca mug.adj. Quick, quick witted, or first in any contest or pursuit, intellectual or otherwise. Often used by skateboarders in an ironic sense.
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by gnostic1 August 5, 2012
Get the usain mug.adj phrase. Laudatory remark voiced when someone does anything of earth-shattering importance: usually used ironically.
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Nice work finishing up those carrots. You are the bolt.
Are you being sarcastic?
No man. You are totally the bolt.
Are you being sarcastic?
No man. You are totally the bolt.
by gnostic1 August 5, 2012
Get the the bolt mug.n. Manly street term for beach volleyball, which is a fluff "sport" played in an inordinately large sand pit.
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Whoa, six o'clock! We totally have to scoot if we are going to catch the boxing.
Cage fighting! I love that: crushed lips and death grips!
Actually I meant the litter boxing.
Ah, well, that can be good too. Let me just get a book first.
Cage fighting! I love that: crushed lips and death grips!
Actually I meant the litter boxing.
Ah, well, that can be good too. Let me just get a book first.
by gnostic1 August 5, 2012
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1) Check out the track meat on that banger. Looks like a machete wound that's been shark-bit.
2) Hey mom! Today teacher tell me, "Best track meat ever!" Now who's the bolt?
You the bolt.
Straight up I'm the bolt!
2) Hey mom! Today teacher tell me, "Best track meat ever!" Now who's the bolt?
You the bolt.
Straight up I'm the bolt!
by gnostic1 August 5, 2012
Get the track meat mug.n. Loose assemblage of activities undertaken quadrennially by over-ripped folk with an odd view of life and difficulty prioritising. Small trinkets on coloured ribbons and needlessly ostentatious flower arrangements are commonly given to several of the better entrants as stirring tunes play. Flags and advertising signage tend to be prominently displayed and portly men in suits shuffle about needlessly.
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I couldn't sleep yesterday so I flicked on the olympics and caught some women's arm wrestling; it looked like the 85kg class. I think a Bulgarian won. Then there was rhythmic gymnastics. I swear to God. Rhythmic gymnastics.
by gnostic1 July 22, 2012
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