Gnostic1's definitions

adlibbery

n. the complex sentences, gestures, and facial expressions one uses when extracting oneself from a sticky situation.
v. useage of same.

1)Did you hear how Kara seamlessly employed blatant adlibbery when the electronics manager asked why six televisions were nestled in her car?

2) Don't try any of that adlibbery on me young man! I can smell the evil weed and see the cheerleaders leg!

by gnostic1 January 4, 2011

gadhafing

v. overstaying ones welcome.

Is it safe to bring the girls over tonight or are your parents still gadhafing?

Better wait until next weekend dude. I may have to call for an air strike to get the wrinklies out of the house.

by gnostic1 March 22, 2011

Royal Roads University

place. Former military college specialising in Engineering and Weapons System Management that has fallen on hard times and is now forced to survive by teaching liberal arts courses and adult upgrading. Beautiful grounds with plenty of flowers make it a delight for offspring of the idle rich.

No sports teams.

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Yo. Dude. You going to college in the fall?

Yeah. But it's Royal Roads University.

Score!

by gnostic1 September 17, 2012

bad heir day

n. A day when one or more of your children does something bad ... very bad.

Why is Igor out on the window ledge mumbling about a hostage taking and some arrests?

Oh don't worry. He's just having a bad heir day.

by gnostic1 October 25, 2010

usain

adj. Quick, quick witted, or first in any contest or pursuit, intellectual or otherwise. Often used by skateboarders in an ironic sense.

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Dude! You are so usain! Flipping air under that Mazda was the bolt!

by gnostic1 August 5, 2012

yardening

Useful building or maintenance activities that occur in your yard.

Ibought the lumber and I plan to spend the day yardening.

by gnostic1 June 10, 2010

dimpleicious

adj. deliciously covered with perfectly delightful dimples.

Not only has she been to the freckle wagon, she has dimpleicious cheeks.

by gnostic1 July 26, 2011