adj. Fast. Best used in applications that don't involve computers or digitalisation.
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1)When our eyes met the chemistry was digitaneous.
2) We rely on digitaneous transmission to get our pizzas to your door.
2) We rely on digitaneous transmission to get our pizzas to your door.
by gnostic1 October 25, 2011
v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Also a sexual euphemism.
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Thanks awfully for the cucumber sandwiches my lady but I fear it is now time for draining the moat.
Sorry?
I need to take my corgi for a walk.
Pardon?
It's time to get my valet to lower my trouserings so I may lift my drawbridge and take care of the teathings.
Are you coming on to me?
No my majesty!
Pity.
Sorry?
I need to take my corgi for a walk.
Pardon?
It's time to get my valet to lower my trouserings so I may lift my drawbridge and take care of the teathings.
Are you coming on to me?
No my majesty!
Pity.
by gnostic1 September 24, 2012
n. short but intricate written piece containing insights and truths on the human condition as well as sly amusements lurking in complex word play. Ninety percent of the meaning is hidden beneath the surface.
John Lennon and James Joyce employed many intricate soulbergs which force the reader to think about what he's reading. The titles "A Hard Day's Night", "In His Own Write" and even "The Beatles" employ puns which are the simplest form of soulbergs.
Hmmm. Deep. Very deep.
Hmmm. Deep. Very deep.
by gnostic1 January 23, 2011
n. An "athlete" who participates in "curling" which, while not technically a sport, is a pasttime favoured by Canadians who have not discovered video games.
Heavy stones are flung randomly down an oblong blanket of ice and across a "tea" line. The game is a mix of marbles and cricket with the winner sometimes being decided in a draw.
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Heavy stones are flung randomly down an oblong blanket of ice and across a "tea" line. The game is a mix of marbles and cricket with the winner sometimes being decided in a draw.
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Hey Hoser! You are such a canadian stoner! Your inturned house-weight marble nudged my sweeper-stick and now I'm lying two.
I'm not lying. Why are you lying?
No. I said I was lying two. Not too.
I'm not lying. Why are you lying?
No. I said I was lying two. Not too.
by gnostic1 September 13, 2011
Get your black balaclava and some bail money Dude; there's a protiot at the mosque site.
The protiot at Woodstck 3 was held after the music was over. How polite.
The protiot at Woodstck 3 was held after the music was over. How polite.
by Gnostic1 September 04, 2010
v. type of deep breathing one does after strenuous exertion; speech is impossible, facial colour is poor, and pursuing footsteps can often be heard.
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by gnostic1 September 19, 2011
v. phrase. British euphemism for going topless in public. Often used by the upper crust and royalty.
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I say Duchess! Do you judge it wise to be setting the tea things out so early in the afternoon?
Barleybone, you are such a toast browner.
Barleybone, you are such a toast browner.
by gnostic1 October 12, 2012