Definitions by Gnostic 1
dingle bells
n. A derogatory term for any over-used Christmas song. The term was originally inspired by an insanely funny parody song not suitable for kiddies or younger elves.
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Listen. I think they are playing Dingle Bells and it is only November. Do they think we're a bunch of Perth cast-offs who can't tell time?
dingle bells by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012
lager hole
n. Rugby expression for a large gap through which one can run with the ball. The term has its roots in heavy drinking, as does rugby itself.
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Here now boyo. Wobble yer head a bit see, to throw them off kilter, and then plough up the lager hole.
I say. Spliffing idea old chap.
You're not English are you? It's Welsh we are. We hate the tommies.
Rather not my good fellow. Leeks rule! Etc.
I say. Spliffing idea old chap.
You're not English are you? It's Welsh we are. We hate the tommies.
Rather not my good fellow. Leeks rule! Etc.
lager hole by gnostic 1 December 20, 2012
snow's up
exclamation. Snow boarder equivalent to "surf's up!" Usually shouted by overly-enthusiastic newbies at the first sign of flakes.
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Snow's up!
What are you talking about? It's August.
No. There! See!
I think that's dandruff falling off your head.
What are you talking about? It's August.
No. There! See!
I think that's dandruff falling off your head.
romney
v. To vainly spend vast amounts and change one's position on issues in the hopes of winning an election.
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I have no hope of becoming class president so I am going to romney until I've spent all the cash my folks gave me.
121212
n. Any overly-hyped assemblage of lame older folk prancing about in silly clothes for a noble cause.
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Hey, did you hear? The Toronto Homeless Ladies Centre burned down and now Loverboy and Barenaked Ladies are getting back together for a 121212.
If we raise a lot of money today can we prevent this travesty?
If we raise a lot of money today can we prevent this travesty?
crypter
n. Any ridiculously old "rocker" who insists on dancing about with his parchment-like skin sagging off his face and his shirt unbuttoned.
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My eyes! My eyes!
What's wrong dude?
I just saw Mick Jiggler unbutton his shirt! This concert should have had a crypter warning. Hand me another beer.
What's wrong dude?
I just saw Mick Jiggler unbutton his shirt! This concert should have had a crypter warning. Hand me another beer.
kringle
v. To cringe at the thought of participating in any lame holiday events.
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I kringle when I think of singing carols at the homeless shelter. It makes me think of my own bleak childhood. So many bad "Drummer Boy" renditions at the home. Hadn't we suffered enough?