Gnostic 1's definitions

warmageddon

n. The oft-predicted final battle over the destiny of Earth's soul between the believers in global warming and the followers of Satan (or between the Global Warming Conspirators and the Holders of the True Knowledge).

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Pretty frigid today, ehh?

That's a sign of the coming warmageddon.

How is that even possible?

You'll see. You'll all see!

by gnostic 1 October 3, 2013

romney

v. To vainly spend vast amounts and change one's position on issues in the hopes of winning an election.

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I have no hope of becoming class president so I am going to romney until I've spent all the cash my folks gave me.

by gnostic 1 December 15, 2012

lager hole

n. Rugby expression for a large gap through which one can run with the ball. The term has its roots in heavy drinking, as does rugby itself.

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Here now boyo. Wobble yer head a bit see, to throw them off kilter, and then plough up the lager hole.

I say. Spliffing idea old chap.

You're not English are you? It's Welsh we are. We hate the tommies.

Rather not my good fellow. Leeks rule! Etc.

by gnostic 1 December 20, 2012

perther

n. Sheep that has no apparent desire to follow the activities of the flock and thus, by extension, both a person ridiculed for not fitting in, and a free-thinking person who doesn't follow convention.

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Look at the bleeding perther with the funny wide hat!

You mean the fellow with no facial melanomas?

by gnostic 1 May 6, 2013

hot duck sandwich

n. Tasty entree consisting of a tasty slice of duck in between two slices of lightly toasted rye bread. Also a sexual euphemism in New Zealand.

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I could really go for a hot duck sandwich right now. Are you in?

Are you a kiwi? I ask because I just steam-cleaned the curtains.

by gnostic 1 December 10, 2012

serena

v. To powerfully dominate, usually in a sport, business, or other competitive area.

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I am totally going to serena you. You'll be lucky if you survive!

Dude! It's just ping-pong.

by gnostic 1 December 30, 2012

drug

n. Past gerundial form of the verb drag, as used by skaters and bangers.

Who drug that ramp up next to here? You? You crazy strong.

That is correct. It were I. I drug it.

by gnostic 1 January 19, 2013