n. Confrontation in which hurt, physical or psychological, of Biblical proportion is inflicted one's opponent. Often used in jest or in sporting circumstances.
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Yo! This weekend me and my crew are going to lay some harmageddon on you. You hear me? You will cry!
You know it's just a chess match, right?
Whatever dude. Just bring your tear-proof pawns.
You know it's just a chess match, right?
Whatever dude. Just bring your tear-proof pawns.
by gnostic 1 October 02, 2013
n. The oft-predicted final battle over the destiny of Earth's soul between the believers in global warming and the followers of Satan (or between the Global Warming Conspirators and the Holders of the True Knowledge).
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Pretty frigid today, ehh?
That's a sign of the coming warmageddon.
How is that even possible?
You'll see. You'll all see!
That's a sign of the coming warmageddon.
How is that even possible?
You'll see. You'll all see!
by gnostic 1 October 03, 2013
n. Anyone who has grown too old and infirm to continue at his trade or sport.
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Check out the wobbler playing hockey.
Can't read the writing on the wall.
Or anything else without his bifocals.
Can't read the writing on the wall.
Or anything else without his bifocals.
by gnostic 1 September 19, 2013
n. A derogatory term for any over-used Christmas song. The term was originally inspired by an insanely funny parody song not suitable for kiddies or younger elves.
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Listen. I think they are playing Dingle Bells and it is only November. Do they think we're a bunch of Perth cast-offs who can't tell time?
by gnostic 1 December 24, 2012
n. Any over-priced wildly-publicised event of little actual importance.
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Are you going to watch The Masters this weekend?
No. It's just a Rolling Stones Tour. I'd rather wash my socks.
No. It's just a Rolling Stones Tour. I'd rather wash my socks.
by gnostic 1 April 13, 2013
n. A gathering at which everyone provides an ingredient for a communal stew and an ingredient for a communal alcoholic beverage of epic strength.
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by gnostic 1 April 26, 2013
n. The average woman's take on something.
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The muffler keeps the engine warm. Right?
Well, that would be your first misstake. But I bet it won't be your last.
Well, that would be your first misstake. But I bet it won't be your last.
by gnostic 1 May 08, 2013