Sales & Marketing Director

The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.
“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”
by Glimmer December 10, 2023
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Alaxing

When you take laxative, forget and then fast for 40+ hours, spending 28 hours of it in ketosis...
“Steve, you spent 28 hours in Ketosis and took laxatives? That’s Alaxing!” “Is that so? Then I alaxed the shit out of the toilet half hour ago....”
by Glimmer December 10, 2020
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Bilal'd

When something inexplicable has gone wrong in the Network Operations Centre, that is more irritating than serious, and everyone has a sneaking suspicion that another work colleague, not on shift has set you up.
oh dear, George..... it looks like you have been bilal'd again.
by Glimmer September 17, 2020
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