Glimmer's definitions

Bilal'd

When something inexplicable has gone wrong in the Network Operations Centre, that is more irritating than serious, and everyone has a sneaking suspicion that another work colleague, not on shift has set you up.

oh dear, George..... it looks like you have been bilal'd again.

by Glimmer September 17, 2020

Fucknapped

Fucknapped or being subjected to a Fucknapping. Where a couple have not been seen for an entire week to ten days after the parents have gone on Holiday. Giving the impression of a missing person or kidnapping. But they are really fucking thier partner & sleeping all week long without leaving the house.

Has anyone seen Jennifer or James since last weekend? No, its like they have been kidnapped since Jennifers parents went on holiday.... Dont worry, James is being fucknapped. The pair have been fucknapping all week!!!

by Glimmer July 7, 2023

Van Tam'd

To have your opinion based upon unfounded tripe, rubbished royally with the use of an analogy. The Van Tam'd analogy.

When some liberal fucktard that loves the sound of their own voice. Spouts a load in a podcast, confusing some & persuading them that a Covid vaccination is bad, won’t work, isn’t necessary as there isn’t a pandemic. Then Michael & Sean discuss it in a chatroom, with Sean saying that he will not have the vaccination created to convert his vote to Tory with Steve silently waiting to deliver his rebuttal…….
Steve drops one of many JVT analogies, example being: “I wouldn’t contact a Brain Surgeon….”

Followed by “You have just been Van Tam'd bitches.

by Glimmer February 10, 2021