When something inexplicable has gone wrong in the Network Operations Centre, that is more irritating than serious, and everyone has a sneaking suspicion that another work colleague, not on shift has set you up.
oh dear, George..... it looks like you have been bilal'd again.
"And I don't think I've ever heard someone refer to her vagina as a "spotlight" in song before, but it seems to fit. Ugh. I feel the need to listen to some Art Bears now."