GlazeHer's definitions

hofficial decision

When a Ho makes an official decision between two studs.

She gave the hofficial decision to the first dude she consumed, basing the decision on his overall performance, size and taste.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

dicktaster

Like a dictator, a ruler with total power over a country, typically one who has obtained power by force. Determining the best tasting dicks in the land by way of tasting them.

She was the greatest dicktaster of all, tasting every dick that she encountered, ruling the tastiest of all land.

by GlazeHer June 19, 2016

ramen noodle diet

When someone in college can't afford anything to eat but ramen noodles.

Freshman: "Hey man, you got anything to eat?"
Freshman 2: "Yeah dude, I've got ramen noodles galore..."
Freshman: "Oh man, thought I was the only one on the ramen noodle diet."
Freshman 2: "Tastes great, less spending."

by GlazeHer December 31, 2013

longfall

Similar to one being in it for the long haul win, but instead, when one loses, they are in it for the longfall.

I feel bad for losing the battle, but I am glad you were in it for the longfall.

by GlazeHer June 16, 2016

are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing

A general question asking someone if they are packing more than the common length of a bugle.

Hey Brad, are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing? Rawr!?!

by GlazeHer April 26, 2014

fantastedick

A fantastic tasting dick

Yo, his junk was so fantastedick, I licked my fingers for 10 hours post penetration.

by GlazeHer December 21, 2016

lady cork

an alternative term for a tampon.

I can't wait until the end of this week when I can stop wearing a lady cork and stop wearing panties.

by GlazeHer March 3, 2014