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lottho

When someone visiting a whore house for the first time, feels as if they won the lottery.
Guy 1: "Holy shit dude, there are a ton of Hos up in this bitch!"
Guy 2: "Right? It's as if we won the lottery!"
Guy 1: "You mean, the LottHO!"
by GlazeHer January 1, 2014
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pornaphernalia

Adult toys, clothing and other items that are used when making a porn.
There was so much pornaphernalia used in the adult film, "John does Karazona" that we had a fucking yard sale afterward.
by GlazeHer January 1, 2014
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honation

A donation made by a Ho, a HOnation.
him: "now that I am rich as fuck, I feel like I should make some sort of donation"
her: "why don't I just give up my gine to a dick in need? it will be a HOnation"
him: "I love you"
her: "who doesn't?"
by GlazeHer June 10, 2015
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novocado

When you order avocado at a restaurant and either they don't have it, or they don't include it when the meal comes.
This is the second time I've ordered avocado and it was MIA, more like novocado!
by GlazeHer June 15, 2016
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weed it and skeet

A different version of "read it and weep", when someone gets high and busts a but.
Guy: "Oh snap, how did you just hit a royal flush after being so fucked up?"
Dude: "You can't handle this bro, read it and weep!"

Guy: "I'm over this gambling, I'm bout to go back to the room where I can weed it and skeet!"
Dude: "I may have won this hang, but sounds like you're gonna be rolling and choking it with your hand..."
Guy: "Whatevs..."
by GlazeHer January 1, 2014
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Hoggressive

An aggressive Ho.
My girl walked in and threw me on the bed like a boss bitch, she so Hoggressive!
by GlazeHer July 2, 2014
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dogumentary

A documentary on dogs or people who have mastered the art of doggy style.
Have you seen that dogumentary showed last night on taking it from behind? SOOO GOOOD!
by GlazeHer March 14, 2017
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