hydrogash

A gushing vagina.

My lady gets so wet, it's as if she has a hydrogash!

by GlazeHer March 14, 2017

Customer Suckcess

When your job is to be a trusted advisor for customers, but your product sucks so hard, all you can guarantee is customer suckcess.

Bob: "Oh, I didn't tell you? The customer terminated their contract"
Jane: "Wait, so you mean my title has been changed to Customer Suckcess Manager?"
Bob: "Indeed..."

by GlazeHer July 01, 2025

awethenticity

what an authentic person has, leaving others in awe of their good nature.

I was blown away by her awethenticity, never met anyone so real and amazing!

by GlazeHer March 06, 2022

I'm 40

When you finally turn 40 and there is no mid-life crisis, no gray hairs, no gut, no kids, no baby's daddy.... I'm 40, nice.

I live at the beach with my dog, work from home, and I got 99 problems but age ain't one... I'm 40 yo!

by GlazeHer October 15, 2021

whorganized

when one finally organizes their whores so they don't confuse them

so many whores, so little time, but I put some hours in last night and am finally whorganized!

by GlazeHer April 22, 2015

work before twerk

Meaning a lady has to get her work done before the freak can get her twerk on

Bro: "Hey girl, ya wanna meet at the club?"
Ho: "I'm a boss bitch and need to finish up some deliverables this evening, maybe next time."
Bro: "Ah, work before twerk. Get it girl."
Ho: "Gotta make that coin!"

by GlazeHer July 05, 2015

alcohol police

An affectionate name an alcoholic mother has for her alcohol-free daughter... because, well, she's an immature alcoholic who knows her daughter is a better human that she is.

"I want to share that that I feel you have taken on the role of Alcohol police. I know you don’t really want to judge me. And, don’t want to believe you are somehow better than me. It’s just where your head is right now. I understand."

by GlazeHer August 29, 2021