masking my breath

The act of wearing a face mask while you have bad breath or lingering booze seeping from your pores

I drank too much tequila last night, so luckily with the Covid mask mandate, I'll be masking my breath from my boss today!

by GlazeHer September 19, 2020

novocado

When you order avocado at a restaurant and either they don't have it, or they don't include it when the meal comes.

This is the second time I've ordered avocado and it was MIA, more like novocado!

by GlazeHer June 15, 2016

gine bottle

a wine bottle that one consumes up their vagina.

I had only heard about it in movies until I met Tammy and that girl turned a 2010 Pinot into a gine bottle!

by GlazeHer July 01, 2014

I crack myself up

Regardless of actually being funny or not, a phrase said by someone who finds themselves hilarious, regardless of what anyone else may think.

I love telling Dad jokes, I crack myself up!

by GlazeHer November 03, 2016

scenariHO

A scenario that involves a Ho.

So many online dating/hook-up sites these days, I can't keep track of every scenariHO.

by GlazeHer June 12, 2015

just fuck off

What someone really wants to say in response to some annoyance.

He keeps asking me the same question, when I provide the same answer. I don't get it, he should just fuck off!

by GlazeHer July 20, 2017

loadtrip

A road trip consumed of road head & jerk off loads.

My girl & I took a 2000 mile loadtrip across the Southwest. I am dehydrated!

by GlazeHer April 17, 2017