GlazeHer's definitions

street smoke

When someone attempts to quit, but can't seem to kick the habit. Instead, they either hide or find cigarettes on the street to puff when no one is looking.

I told the crew I had to make a call, but really I was taking a drag of that street smoke.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

Noach

A coach who is abandons the one whom they are coaching.

As the fighter entered the tenth round, he looked around to see his coach was MIA. He thought his coach was there for the long haul, but nope, he was a Noach.

by GlazeHer June 16, 2016

peeshell

What a seashell that your dog pees on is called

My Boston Terrier, Bailey just loves going to the beach! She pees on all seashells, turning them into peeshells.

by GlazeHer June 10, 2023

pornaphernalia

Adult toys, clothing and other items that are used when making a porn.

There was so much pornaphernalia used in the adult film, "John does Karazona" that we had a fucking yard sale afterward.

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

gine bottle

a wine bottle that one consumes up their vagina.

I had only heard about it in movies until I met Tammy and that girl turned a 2010 Pinot into a gine bottle!

by GlazeHer July 1, 2014

masking my breath

The act of wearing a face mask while you have bad breath or lingering booze seeping from your pores

I drank too much tequila last night, so luckily with the Covid mask mandate, I'll be masking my breath from my boss today!

by GlazeHer September 19, 2020

I crack myself up

Regardless of actually being funny or not, a phrase said by someone who finds themselves hilarious, regardless of what anyone else may think.

I love telling Dad jokes, I crack myself up!

by GlazeHer November 3, 2016