doggy daycare hangover

What your dog is after spending time at doggy daycare.

When I picked Bailey up from boarding, she clearly had a doggy daycare hangover. After spending a week running around with her puppy pals, peeing freely and hardly napping… it’s like she partied like is was 1999!

by GlazeHer August 06, 2023

dickqualified

The opposite of being disqualified, when a dude's member is definitely qualified for the job.

Yo, that boy be packin', he is no doubt dickqualified.

by GlazeHer May 14, 2016

availabang

A term used when some is asked or informs someone else they are available to bang

I'm back in town and availabang tonight, so hit me up if you want to hit this!

by GlazeHer January 31, 2014

dick please

Finally, a phrase for women to use with men that is just like the phrase "bitch please".

When Sally's man gave her shit about coming home late after being out with the girls, all she had to say was "Dick please!" before making a grilled cheese and passing out.

by GlazeHer May 09, 2014

lady snores

When a lady dozes off and begins to snore so faintly it's almost difficult to know she's even sleeping.

John's Ho fell asleep on the couch again, but I don't mind because her lady snores are so soft.

by GlazeHer January 01, 2014

clitory

the history of the clitorous

My Dad's knowledge of clitory is pretty unbeatable.

by GlazeHer July 25, 2015

looped in

When more than two people connect their belts together.

Bryan, Chris, Colin and Pat decided to connect their belts together, they are sooo looped in!

by GlazeHer April 26, 2014