Definitions by GlazeHer

dicktaster 

Like a dictator, a ruler with total power over a country, typically one who has obtained power by force. Determining the best tasting dicks in the land by way of tasting them.

She was the greatest dicktaster of all, tasting every dick that she encountered, ruling the tastiest of all land.

dicktaster by GlazeHer June 19, 2016

urban word

a word one uses that is not an actual English defined/recognized word, but according to Urban Dictionary, is legit.

I don't understand kids these days & their lack of properly defined vocabulary... but I keep hearing each is an urban word, therefore, totally acceptable. I feel so old.

urban word by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

fright night 

A night when a single person goes out, expecting to get laid, but the talent is definitely lacking.

We hit the scene Saturday evening, hoping to take home some talent, but those chicks were nowhere to be found. It was fright night, no doubt!

fright night by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

give and let give 

As the saying "live and let live", this one is for those who give head and get upset when they hear their ex has done the same.

Me: "I heard she gave him head last night, what a tramp!"
You: "Dude, give and let give... she's gone."
Me: " Ugh, I never got that treatment."
You: "What did you expect when you banged her Mom?"
Me: "A threesome?"

give and let give by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

street smoke 

When someone attempts to quit, but can't seem to kick the habit. Instead, they either hide or find cigarettes on the street to puff when no one is looking.

I told the crew I had to make a call, but really I was taking a drag of that street smoke.

street smoke by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

fake clean 

Knowing someone is coming over whom you want to impress, but there isn't enough time to clean; so you shove everything in a closet, under your bed, or in a hamper to achieve the perception your place is spotless.

My girl and her Mom randomly said they were stopping by for brunch, so I opened the closet doors in support of my fake clean attempt.

fake clean by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

hofficial decision 

When a Ho makes an official decision between two studs.

She gave the hofficial decision to the first dude she consumed, basing the decision on his overall performance, size and taste.

hofficial decision by GlazeHer June 18, 2016