GlazeHer's definitions

the kid is not my cum

similar to the phrase "the kid is not my son", referring to how the kid came to be

Yo, Darcy is trying to make her be my baby mama, but the kid is not my cum!

by GlazeHer August 11, 2014

two can drain that vein

Just as two can play at that game, two can drain the vein of one's backed up semen.

Buffy: "Did you hear Lance challenged that more than one Ho is needed to make him climax?"
Candy: "Oh really? Two can drain that vein!"
Buffy: "Game on!"

by GlazeHer April 26, 2014

traveling bunny

Similar to a traveling gnome, only instead of taking pictures with the bunny with each destination... the bunny is actually roadkill, dead & stuck the undercarriage of the vehicle.

I captured so many good traveling bunny pics, before I killed that Angora sweater.

by GlazeHer April 17, 2017

meetballs

a term used when one meets another's balls.

guy: " Hello, Sir please meetballs."
man: "Nice to meet both of you."
guy: "Chotes"

by GlazeHer September 25, 2016

take what you get

A phrase one tells another when they should be grateful they are receiving any form of attention from another

me: "ouch, why do you have to also scratch my face with your baby beard when we snuggle?"
you: "c'mon gurl, take what you get!"
me: "thank you sir, may I have another"

by GlazeHer April 22, 2015

shitakki

Similar to the act of buckakki, but replacing cum with shit.

My girl made her famous chili for dinner and I gave her shitakki for dessert.

by GlazeHer May 9, 2014

gargashian

A woman's gargantuan gash between her legs.

Yo, that Bitch has one gorgeous gargashian!

by GlazeHer April 12, 2016