Regardless of actually being funny or not, a phrase said by someone who finds themselves hilarious, regardless of what anyone else may think.
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Get the face cellulite mug.Like a dictator, a ruler with total power over a country, typically one who has obtained power by force. Determining the best tasting dicks in the land by way of tasting them.
She was the greatest dicktaster of all, tasting every dick that she encountered, ruling the tastiest of all land.
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Get the spelunfucking mug.She gave the hofficial decision to the first dude she consumed, basing the decision on his overall performance, size and taste.
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Dude, you have to come see this! It's like a foot long, multi-colored & smells of last night. It's poopfect!!
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