Definitions by GlazeHer

fake clean 

Knowing someone is coming over whom you want to impress, but there isn't enough time to clean; so you shove everything in a closet, under your bed, or in a hamper to achieve the perception your place is spotless.

My girl and her Mom randomly said they were stopping by for brunch, so I opened the closet doors in support of my fake clean attempt.

fake clean by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

dip your pen in the company ink

I don't think hooking up with a co-worker is the best idea, but I can't stop thinking about getting in that ho from accounting.

He didn't want to lay his dough where he made his bread, but sometimes ya just gotta dip your pen in the company ink.

dip your pen in the company ink by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

single for life 

the opposite of getting married

Do you, take this you to be your lawful single for life?

I do!

single for life by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

I'd do him

An emphatic or yielding response to a question regarding what one thinks of a dude when asked by a girlfriend.

Her: "Dude in the blue plaid, yay or nay?"
She: "I'd do him."
Her: "Of course you would, but not what I asked."
She: "Ugh, fine. What to join us?"

I'd do him by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

Noach 

A coach who is abandons the one whom they are coaching.

As the fighter entered the tenth round, he looked around to see his coach was MIA. He thought his coach was there for the long haul, but nope, he was a Noach.

Noach by GlazeHer June 16, 2016

longfall 

Similar to one being in it for the long haul win, but instead, when one loses, they are in it for the longfall.

I feel bad for losing the battle, but I am glad you were in it for the longfall.

longfall by GlazeHer June 16, 2016

novocado 

When you order avocado at a restaurant and either they don't have it, or they don't include it when the meal comes.

This is the second time I've ordered avocado and it was MIA, more like novocado!

novocado by GlazeHer June 15, 2016