Gjelstiznles's definitions
n. when a guy is receiving head and he pulls out @ the end and jizzes in a snow cone and feeds it to the female(or male in some different cases...).
v. to feed a chick a blow cone.
v. to feed a chick a blow cone.
"Man my foreskin touched the ice in that blow cone last night.... F*CKING cold!"
"Tiffany ate my blow cone up last night."
"Tiffany ate my blow cone up last night."
by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006
Get the Blow Conemug. n. A sexual position achieved by rolling a fat white chick up in a blanket and fucking one of the 2 openings in the blanket and letting your cum get all over her while saying "this is bad for my heart!"
"I gave janie a pig in a blanket... too bad I got the wrong opening and squirted all over her legs...."
by gjelstiznles August 12, 2006
Get the pig in a blanketmug. by Gjelstiznles October 16, 2006
Get the hyphzorzmug. n. 1. When a dude cums early in a sexual intercourse.
2. When a guy (usually me) throws a grenade/shoots on accidents while the screen is still black on Halo 2... usually results in me getting booted from the game.
2. When a guy (usually me) throws a grenade/shoots on accidents while the screen is still black on Halo 2... usually results in me getting booted from the game.
1. PE=Premature ejaculation... I heard a commercial on the radio for Boston Medical Group which FIXES YOUR PENIS!
2. I have premature ejaculations all the time in Team Slayer.
2. I have premature ejaculations all the time in Team Slayer.
by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006
Get the premature ejaculationmug. n. A burger that you jizz all over before cooking it... I work @ a Carl's Jr. and we do it all the time lol.
by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006
Get the Cumburgermug. n. When you can hear a noob pleasure himself through his halo mic... I think they are attracted to Master Chief's ass... I haven't quite figured it out.
v. To have a noobgasm.
v. To have a noobgasm.
n. "dude noobgasms are so nasty"
v. Redneck noobgasming: "aaaaah, ahhh, my sister is hot, aaaaah, aaaah!"
v. Redneck noobgasming: "aaaaah, ahhh, my sister is hot, aaaaah, aaaah!"
by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006
Get the noobgasmmug. n. a phrase used by a stoner in place of "uh".... has no meaning... just a placeholder pretty much...
by gjelstiznles August 18, 2006
Get the dude saucemug.