premature ejaculation

n. 1. When a dude cums early in a sexual intercourse.
2. When a guy (usually me) throws a grenade/shoots on accidents while the screen is still black on Halo 2... usually results in me getting booted from the game.

1. PE=Premature ejaculation... I heard a commercial on the radio for Boston Medical Group which FIXES YOUR PENIS!
2. I have premature ejaculations all the time in Team Slayer.

by Gjelstiznles August 02, 2006

Cumburger

n. A burger that you jizz all over before cooking it... I work @ a Carl's Jr. and we do it all the time lol.

I watched the fat little boy eat the cumburger... looks like my secret ingredient tastes great!

by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006

Blow Cone

n. when a guy is receiving head and he pulls out @ the end and jizzes in a snow cone and feeds it to the female(or male in some different cases...).
v. to feed a chick a blow cone.

"Man my foreskin touched the ice in that blow cone last night.... F*CKING cold!"
"Tiffany ate my blow cone up last night."

by Gjelstiznles August 02, 2006

hyphzorz

n. The act of a nerd going hyphy.

ROFLCOPTER I saw hyphzorz last night at the STAR TREK CONVENTION!!!

by Gjelstiznles October 16, 2006

dude sauce

n. a phrase used by a stoner in place of "uh".... has no meaning... just a placeholder pretty much...

"dude sauce.... im soooo stoned right now..."

by gjelstiznles August 18, 2006

De-hezbollize

v. To remove all people of the Hezbollah party from a region. Coined by Karel on KGO newstalk 810.

Israel hopes to de-hezbollize Lebanon as soon as possible.

by Gjelstiznles August 03, 2006

whorde

n. 1. an angry mob of slutty chicks... can be seen at shitty concerts or @ a party watching Gilmore Girls (/suicide).
2. an angry mob of ugly fat chicks that tell eachother that they're hot when they really aren't... can be found on myspace.

Gilmore Girls only appeals to the whordes.
I saw a whorde of ugly fat chicks on myspace.

by Gjelstiznles August 03, 2006