Sex

Something I am yet to receive

Person 1: have you had sex yet?
Me: no

by Girls-on-film•=• August 10, 2021

The dark crystal

An amazing film that I star in as that one screaming monster in the background.

Guy: what’s that amazing film that has weird creatures and a dumb plot?
Other guy: oh that’s the dark crystal.

by Girls-on-film•=• April 03, 2020

Feet

The thing that the guy at the end of your street in a trench coat is dealing on the black market.

Guy: what is your fetish

Other guy: feet.

by Girls-on-film•=• April 03, 2020

Love

Something that will fuck you up more than drugs ever will.

Him: I love you.
Her: I don’t.

by Girls-on-film•=• September 20, 2020

God

Some dickhead who was like ‘haha dinosaurs for a laugh.’

Person 1: god, tell me a joke.
God: dinosaur…. Rawr

Person 1: …haha funny haha funny time

by Girls-on-film•=• August 10, 2021

Hair

Some sexy ass stuff. Don’t shave. Hair. Sexy.

Person 1: hey do I have to shave tonight?
Person 2: no I like the hair

by Girls-on-film•=• April 24, 2021

Silhouette

‘I see a little silhouette of a man’

Brian, John, roger and Freddie: scaramouch scaramouch will you do the fandango?’ - silhouette

by Girls-on-film•=• April 03, 2020