A stupid and crazy, but bitchin motherfucker in the iconic tv show Seinfeld who often stumbles on a regular basis, spits, speaks in multiple languages and unexpectedly acts radical whether if he is dancing or being stupid. He is seen regularly wearing a detective coat or a lobster or green collared shirt. He has money but nobody knows where he gets it from nor anybody knows his true profession and if he had a job.
Aaron: What is the best part about Seinfeld?
Me: Cosmo Kramer.
Aaron: Why?
Me: He’s got the elements of being stupid and bitchin.
Me: Cosmo Kramer.
Aaron: Why?
Me: He’s got the elements of being stupid and bitchin.
by Girls ❤️ shafts July 19, 2019
A funny ass comedian who will be probably be jumped, kidnapped, and possibly have his body buried in a secluded area for taking racism to the extreme on The Amazing Racist.
Who is Ari Shafirr?
The dude who is funny and racist af and the potential murderers would have an obvious motive to murder him.
The dude who is funny and racist af and the potential murderers would have an obvious motive to murder him.
by Girls ❤️ shafts September 30, 2019
Blue-penciled Blue-Anon for telling the truth but was unsurprising since they are fascist and totalitarian Democraps who hate accountability. Because they love to victimize like a stereotypical Democrat, they are woebegone, mental, and melodramatic hypocrites and CCP aficionados.
Donald: What is Urban Dictionary?
Me: A website where one is supposed to mollycoddle the Democrats by not rebuking them.
Me: A website where one is supposed to mollycoddle the Democrats by not rebuking them.
by Girls ❤️ shafts March 08, 2021
A rapper who created the song Betrayed and hearing his songs sound like a chemistry project involving a dick and his mouth.
Andres: Do you know Lil Xan?
Me: Yeah don’t like him.
Andres: Why not?
Me: Hearing his songs makes Cardi B look like the next Eazy E.
Me: Yeah don’t like him.
Andres: Why not?
Me: Hearing his songs makes Cardi B look like the next Eazy E.
by Girls ❤️ shafts June 05, 2019
Proof America is declining and everywhere else is thriving and the American education system has failed us miserably!
What does this emoji🫃symbolize?
It’s too cringe to explain, all you can tell your little kids is it is a really obsese man.
It’s too cringe to explain, all you can tell your little kids is it is a really obsese man.
by Girls ❤️ shafts May 24, 2022
A bitchin rock band from the late 60s to the early 70s headed by lead vocalist- Jim Morrison, organist- Ray Manzarek, guitarist- Robby Krieger, and drummer- John Densmore. Only had two #1 singles which was Light My Fire and Hello, I Love You, but has mind-blowing tracks such as The End, When the Music’s Over, Love Her Madly, and Riders on the Storm and underrated tracks such as Summer’s Almost Gone, Waiting for the Sun, The Soft Parade, and Hyacinth House. Their popularity was ignited by rebellion as well. Also a great band to listen too while having sex with that special someone.
Me: Black Sabbath and The Doors are the two greatest bands of all time.
Morgan: The Beatles and The Rolling Stones are better.
Me: They are good too but they are for blowing your mind and as for The Doors, your mind is already gone. Furthermore, thats how better The Doors are.
Morgan: The Beatles and The Rolling Stones are better.
Me: They are good too but they are for blowing your mind and as for The Doors, your mind is already gone. Furthermore, thats how better The Doors are.
by Girls ❤️ shafts May 22, 2019
A state where the girls are hot but bitchy, expensive housing, reserved individuals who make an excuse not to socialize, and plagued with high taxes, and turn signals are taken for granted.
Morgan: How would you describe California?
Me: Full Of crap
Morgan: Why?
Me: Too expensive, bitchy women, bad job market, and drivers drive like they don’t have hands to utilize their turn signals.
Me: Full Of crap
Morgan: Why?
Me: Too expensive, bitchy women, bad job market, and drivers drive like they don’t have hands to utilize their turn signals.
by Girls ❤️ shafts September 30, 2019