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A social science subject/major devoid of any intrigue or substance. It’s basically the insular version of Anthropology, the subversive version of History, and a shit fit version of psychology since it is a paroxysm of tantrums by radical commies or useful idiots who believe everyone who disagrees with them politically is a pressing social issue
Did you study sociology?
No!
Why?
Because sociology is the study of what most people already know. It just takes experience and going outside to decipher it.
No!
Why?
Because sociology is the study of what most people already know. It just takes experience and going outside to decipher it.
by Girls ❤️ shafts June 7, 2022
Get the Sociologymug. A QB for the Minnesota Vikings that is 5-26 against winning teams and states his catch phrase: “You Like That” meaning if his team likes losing or eating a jumbo sized peen following the loss.
by Girls ❤️ shafts September 30, 2019
Get the Kirk Cousinsmug. A term highly used by ratchet, irritating, and melodramatic women to get men to cave in to their shit and/or piranha their pussy.
Bridgette: I like this dress but it’s too pink and I like this dress but it’s too bold
Emily: Why you don’t like pink or bold colors?
Bridgette: It doesn’t matter. I’ll just wear a dress with boob covers no matter how bad he thinks it is. I’ll just guilt him to apologize and piranha my pussy to make up for it. So yeah, whateva!!
Emily: Why you don’t like pink or bold colors?
Bridgette: It doesn’t matter. I’ll just wear a dress with boob covers no matter how bad he thinks it is. I’ll just guilt him to apologize and piranha my pussy to make up for it. So yeah, whateva!!
by Girls ❤️ shafts September 25, 2019
Get the Whatevamug. A term that is encouraged to say but some who hear the word take it as dangerous, offensive or against the law when it is really not.
Shayan: Why is saying no important?
Me: Because you need to care about your safety and not let others perceive you as vulnerable and the ability to brainwash you.
Me: Because you need to care about your safety and not let others perceive you as vulnerable and the ability to brainwash you.
by Girls ❤️ shafts October 3, 2019
Get the Nomug. A word often used by overdramatic, erotic, and shallow women who like to be the center of attention or to describe guys they don’t like for shallow reasons while not describing men who actually do or are fascinated by creepy shit. It is often a word that has been taken out of context countless amount of times, it basically has lost its meaning.
Sheryl: What do you make of this guy named Michael.
Bridgette: Sheryl, I will literally have nightmares if you talk or even mention Michael. Michael is so creepy. He would always stare at me in the Hallway when I was a Freshman in High School.
Bridgette: Sheryl, I will literally have nightmares if you talk or even mention Michael. Michael is so creepy. He would always stare at me in the Hallway when I was a Freshman in High School.
by Girls ❤️ shafts March 28, 2022
Get the Creepymug. A shitty social science major for pseudo-intellectuals whose mindset consists of what they hear and parrot from CNN and MSNBC all day and tools who think they are all that because they take sociological statistics which is nothing but a class that involves quantifying behavior and interactions using arbitrary number of policies needed to combat the number of societal issues. Basically the study of society, learning sociology and thinking from a sociological perspective is something anyone can do without having to take a class or have a degree. It’s a BS major that has made society worse than ever before and like every social sciences with the exception of economics, it should not involve statistics because the social world is variable. Sociology is the functionalist and insular version of anthropology, the mischief-maker version of psychology, and the subversive version of History.
Should I major in Sociology?
If you want to get midterm questions like who was responsible for the KKK movement? Then sociology is the perfect choice.
A. Conservatives
B. Republicans
C. Everyone who disagrees with a Liberal
D. All of the above
If you want to get midterm questions like who was responsible for the KKK movement? Then sociology is the perfect choice.
A. Conservatives
B. Republicans
C. Everyone who disagrees with a Liberal
D. All of the above
by Girls ❤️ shafts June 6, 2022
Get the Sociologymug. A rapper who created the song Betrayed and hearing his songs sound like a chemistry project involving a dick and his mouth.
Andres: Do you know Lil Xan?
Me: Yeah don’t like him.
Andres: Why not?
Me: Hearing his songs makes Cardi B look like the next Eazy E.
Me: Yeah don’t like him.
Andres: Why not?
Me: Hearing his songs makes Cardi B look like the next Eazy E.
by Girls ❤️ shafts June 5, 2019
Get the Lil Xanmug.