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A rapper who created the song Betrayed and hearing his songs sound like a chemistry project involving a dick and his mouth.
Andres: Do you know Lil Xan?

Me: Yeah don’t like him.

Andres: Why not?

Me: Hearing his songs makes Cardi B look like the next Eazy E.
by Girls ❤️ shafts June 5, 2019
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Proof America is declining and everywhere else is thriving and the American education system has failed us miserably!
What does this emoji🫃symbolize?

It’s too cringe to explain, all you can tell your little kids is it is a really obsese man.
by Girls ❤️ shafts May 24, 2022
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A bitchin rock band from the late 60s to the early 70s headed by lead vocalist- Jim Morrison, organist- Ray Manzarek, guitarist- Robby Krieger, and drummer- John Densmore. Only had two #1 singles which was Light My Fire and Hello, I Love You, but has mind-blowing tracks such as The End, When the Music’s Over, Love Her Madly, and Riders on the Storm and underrated tracks such as Summer’s Almost Gone, Waiting for the Sun, The Soft Parade, and Hyacinth House. Their popularity was ignited by rebellion as well. Also a great band to listen too while having sex with that special someone.
Me: Black Sabbath and The Doors are the two greatest bands of all time.

Morgan: The Beatles and The Rolling Stones are better.

Me: They are good too but they are for blowing your mind and as for The Doors, your mind is already gone. Furthermore, thats how better The Doors are.
by Girls ❤️ shafts May 22, 2019
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A funny ass comedian who will be probably be jumped, kidnapped, and possibly have his body buried in a secluded area for taking racism to the extreme on The Amazing Racist.
Who is Ari Shafirr?

The dude who is funny and racist af and the potential murderers would have an obvious motive to murder him.
by Girls ❤️ shafts September 30, 2019
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A term highly used by ratchet, irritating, and melodramatic women to get men to cave in to their shit and/or piranha their pussy.
Bridgette: I like this dress but it’s too pink and I like this dress but it’s too bold
Emily: Why you don’t like pink or bold colors?

Bridgette: It doesn’t matter. I’ll just wear a dress with boob covers no matter how bad he thinks it is. I’ll just guilt him to apologize and piranha my pussy to make up for it. So yeah, whateva!!
by Girls ❤️ shafts September 26, 2019
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A sugarcoated excuse for one to hide their true motives which is to act out of self-interest.
What is fear?

Fear is a feeling people use to claim they feel harmed not knowing they will do something that harms people they once feared.
by Girls ❤️ shafts June 24, 2022
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A term continuously used as an excuse to never overcome dilemmas or complications one has with a person or a goal out of hurting their feelings. It is often a term used to hide their true provocations. More specifically, fear is used to seek other possibilities at the expense of other people who value their worth as a person or their lifestyles because they either replace them or seek means of satisfaction through unhealthy or unnecessary desires without ruminating about the possibility of jeopardizing their relationship or friendship with that person in the name of self-interest
Why is fear bad?

Fear is bad because they claim they may get hurt if they confront the person or goal they fear so they think other people won’t discommode them because they’re new.
by Girls ❤️ shafts June 13, 2022
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