crossfit cunt

A fucking nonce that wears nothing but CrossFit clothing, they also insist on doing lots of high fives and loud whoops when they have lifted piss poor weights. CrossFit slags are incapable of completing a full rep and can often be seen dropping light weights as their feeble bodies cannot take the strain. If you go to the gym and see a cunt he will likely be conducting a CrossFit routine.

Hey....I so dog tits Toby doing CrossFit in the gym, his body was gopping. To be honest he looked like a dropped yogurt, what a CrossFit cunt.

by Ginger Barbarian. August 17, 2019

stab wound in a gorillas back

A gash that’s so ginormous and hairy only a teenager on benifits would go there.

Hey don, that fat twat had a fuck hole like a stab wound in a gorillas back.

by Ginger Barbarian. December 08, 2017

used ketchup lid

When the rusty bullet hole has had a hard night.

Blooming hell frank, I hammered her arse hole that hard it looks like a used ketchup lid.

by Ginger Barbarian. December 06, 2017

appaullings

Simply put having no sexual technique.

Ha ha I just so appaullings pumping and his technique was shite.

by Ginger Barbarian. December 10, 2017

Soggy Galletly

The act of tipping out a wet shit into ones new Calvin’s, then getting the flabby better half to clamp onto your anus with the force of new born guzzling milk out of A porn stars left nipple. She then begins to sup the brown delight through your ruined boxers.

Eh up Tubs I’ve just turned out a wet un, fancy givin us a Soggy Galletly?

by Ginger Barbarian. December 04, 2017

doing a dirty malone

The act of plunging ones beak into a pair of filthy pants.

Fucking hell gordon I was doing a dirty malone in the woman’s changing rooms and I got caught. My god Neil, you are a foul bastard.

by Ginger Barbarian. October 17, 2019

Swarfing

To store inordinate amounts of bell end cheeder in the old angry sleeping bag, once the dirty fungi is ready have the Mrs chow down on sausage and cheese.

“Colin I have been grafting like ten men saving up all my foreskin fromage”

“Christ Trevor your cock must smell like a shit smugglers duffel bag”

“Ha ha it does, Dawn best be in the mood for some swarfing tonight”

by Ginger Barbarian. April 06, 2019