Ghetto Oregonian's definitions

Headrest Speach

Pillow talk, but for classy people.

"Leonard IV and Margaret-Anne were having headrest speach. They think they're so much better than the rest of us."

by Ghetto Oregonian February 22, 2017

Twat Team

A Swat team made up of hoes

"That hoe looks tough, must be on a Twat Team..."

by Ghetto Oregonian February 7, 2017

No Trump, No K.K.K., No Fascist U.S.A.!

The chant that triggered Social Justice Warriors yell when they don't get their way. Often accompanied with riots and arson. This phrase is most commonly heard at "peaceful" protests.

"No Trump, No K.K.K., No Fascist U.S.A.!"
-Anarchist

by Ghetto Oregonian January 25, 2017

Cumming Out

When a closeted gay man gets caught watching gay porn in mid-orgasm.

"What are you watching?! Are you Cumming Out?!"

by Ghetto Oregonian February 7, 2017

Hooker Bar

Similar to a hookah bar, but with less bongs and more hoes.

"Last night at they hookah bar, I got so high!"

"Oh yeah? You should come to the hooker bar with me tomorrow. You can get hoes and get high!"

by Ghetto Oregonian February 28, 2017

Demi Lovato

Hypocrite

"Quit being such a Demi Lovato and instead, practice what you preach!"

by Ghetto Oregonian February 7, 2017

Hillary Clinton Pneumonia

A form of pneumonia that is known for its miraculously fast recoveries.

"Didn't you just tell me you had a bad case of Pneumonia an hour ago? You seem perfectly healthy now."

"It turns out that it was actually just Hillary Clinton Pneumonia!"

by Ghetto Oregonian October 11, 2016