Beangus

A modern day religion that worships a mysterious god known as Lee-Wizz who promotes health, self-awareness, acceptance and good-looks. It originated in Northern Ireland and has no original concepts associated with morals and justice. I recommend you look into it if you are struggling to find a God to believe in.

Jane: I started a hobby, well... Loose-religion.
Gerald: Oh? What is it?
Jane: Beangus.

by Ghetto Maestro November 04, 2019

Meaty-Treaty

A penis that is kissable, but not in a sexual way.

"Thou did gaze upon Francesco's meaty-treaty? I wouldst behold at t furth'r and with pride."

by Ghetto Maestro December 02, 2019

Dungus

Someone is ambidextrous, male and handsome.

Caroline: You must love Howard...
Trudi: Yeah, he's a dungus.

by Ghetto Maestro December 02, 2019