sausage fest

Any gathering that is made up of an unusually large percentage of guys.

see also penis party, sausage festival, sausage party, fraternity

We ditched Sweenys cause it was a Sausage Fest inside.

by Getz December 23, 2003

ishloads

Sh*T loads, a lot of, tons

Rocco the Janitor: WILD 96.5 Plays Ishloads of your music.

by Getz December 23, 2003

vitamin c

code name for birth control pills

Is your girl on the vitamin c?

by Getz December 23, 2003

dental plan, lisa needs braces

Nonsensical chant derived from an episode of the simpsons. Great to use at TGI Fridays on monday night football.

Getz: "Dental Plan"
Everyone: "Lisa Needs Braces!"

by Getz December 23, 2003

rollerpig

A really fat girl.

Eww... look out, here comes rollerpig.

by Getz December 23, 2003

Clender

Derived from a botched spelling of calander, clender arose to be able to keep track of the number of women one picks up and the deeds performed with said woman.

The scoring is as follows: 1 point for a hookup, 2 points for oral, 3 pts for sex. If one sleeps with a woman, he only gets points for that, thus earning a 3.

Core and I picked up those two girls at Rock Lobster, brought em back to my place and did the deed thus earning 3 clender points each.

by Getz August 24, 2004

Getz

The man, the myth the legend...

Getz is not emo.

by Getz December 22, 2003