Getz's definitions

Clender

Derived from a botched spelling of calander, clender arose to be able to keep track of the number of women one picks up and the deeds performed with said woman.

The scoring is as follows: 1 point for a hookup, 2 points for oral, 3 pts for sex. If one sleeps with a woman, he only gets points for that, thus earning a 3.

Core and I picked up those two girls at Rock Lobster, brought em back to my place and did the deed thus earning 3 clender points each.

by Getz August 24, 2004

Bloodeye

The guy at fridays who had a bloody eye.

Jay: "Wheres bloodeye?"

by Getz December 23, 2003

FEED

Random drunk text message achieved when a phone, equiped with predictive typing, has the number 3 key pushed 4 times in succession.

Press: 3-3-3-3 = FEED

by Getz July 19, 2004

rollerpig

A really fat girl.

Eww... look out, here comes rollerpig.

by Getz December 23, 2003

time traveling

Being so wasted that you have no recollection of a long period of time.

Man, i must have been time travelling. I remember getting to the party last night, but how did i end up in my bed today?

by Getz December 23, 2003

Twatsy

1) Random drunk text message sent out between the hours of 11pm and 3am

2) Random nickname for select females

At 1am, i opened up my phone and saw the Core texted me "TWATSY" even though hes standing right next to me.

by Getz July 19, 2004

Chippos

Delightful moniker for Pepperidge Farm Party Mix served at TGI Fridays Bar. The name hence given to our monday night football crew at Fridays because our excessive indulgence in the salty snack.

Yo Tom, can we get some Chippos?

by Getz December 23, 2003