shmurd

the end result of a smelly turd, usually a call made after a mate hangs a smelly shit/turd

Dame steve, that shmurd gave more side effects than Chernobyl!

by Gerry June 18, 2004

MILF Mobile

MILF - Mother I'd Like to Fuck
Mobile - moving or capable of moving readily (especially from place to place)

milf-mobile - Milf transporter

How did you get to work this morning?

I got a ride with Jason's and his mom in the milf-mobile

by Gerry June 30, 2004

shitbox

a derogatory term for a television

This f*@king shitbox is sending my head up me hole

by Gerry November 17, 2004

cds

cirque du soleil ( circus things etc.)

cds ain't gangsta

c'mon artlovers

by gerry May 13, 2005

barfly

Getting so fucked up on drugs and/or booze, that all you can do the following day is to go to a local pub and get hammered

''Jaysus man, I was givin' it the barfly last night down the Anchor (to some tune)''

by Gerry November 17, 2004

boobie do

A belly that sticks our further than your boobies do. Female equivalent to dickie do.

Look at the boobie do on that chick.

by Gerry August 04, 2004