Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Gerry

barfly

Getting so fucked up on drugs and/or booze, that all you can do the following day is to go to a local pub and get hammered

''Jaysus man, I was givin' it the barfly last night down the Anchor (to some tune)''

barfly by Gerry November 17, 2004

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A belly that sticks our further than your boobies do. Female equivalent to dickie do.

boobie do by Gerry August 4, 2004

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MILF - Mother I'd Like to Fuck
Mobile - moving or capable of moving readily (especially from place to place)

milf-mobile - Milf transporter

How did you get to work this morning?

I got a ride with Jason's and his mom in the milf-mobile

MILF Mobile by Gerry June 30, 2004

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the end result of a smelly turd, usually a call made after a mate hangs a smelly shit/turd

Dame steve, that shmurd gave more side effects than Chernobyl!

shmurd by Gerry June 18, 2004

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Pornet by gerry March 29, 2004

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Derogotary: Useless person

"Why don't you shut up, you bell-end?"

A bit like telling someone they're a cock.

Bell End by Gerry May 2, 2003

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