Germ the Germy Germinator's definitions

McBained

To get beaten up by a hugely muscular tough guy.
also McBain- describing someone who performs feats of action hero impossibility like McBain, that Guy from the Simpsons

Dude, that gorilla just McBained that old grandma!
Did you see that guy jump off the roof, shoot Osama, blow up the low flying helicopter, eat three fire snakes alive, screw that hot chick, and single handedly take out three martial arts experts in one fluid motion? That was McBain!

by Germ the Germy Germinator November 6, 2003

scotchin

to hang up random bizarre pictures in conspicuous places. Word derived from scotch tape used to hang said pictures

"Heebee Joe man, you scotchin?"
"Yeehay i just found this fandangalicious picto of Somma somma and little frants eatin a hoobie pie!"
"Thats scotchin'!put that up on my locker!"

by Germ the Germy Germinator November 19, 2003

low bones

pizza crusts found in a garbage can and eaten by bums

That bum is looking for some tasty low bones

by Germ the Germy Germinator November 4, 2003

smonked

to get your ass kicked by a monk.

Wow, that crazy dude in the brown robe just SMONKED your stupid ass!

by Germ the Germy Germinator November 6, 2003

Garfong

A smokable substance that will get you high

""We could smoke Garfong / And watch him ride the big one" Neil Young

by Germ the Germy Germinator November 11, 2003

dinojob

Oral sex administered by a huge female, usually accompanied by loud grunts and a roaring noise.

"Grrrrrraaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!" (imitates dinojob by moving hands rapidly back and forth in front of mouth and rocking back and forth on his heels)
HAHAHAHAHA! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHA!
And we all laughed at the desperation that drew some unfortunate grungy anakanoochian soul to accept a dinojob.

by Germ the Germy Germinator November 6, 2003

godzookie

A Huge person who resembles, or possibly is, the son\daughter of Godzilla

Whoah, that Godzookie just ate an entire pizza, three orders of chicken wings, five acres of brussels sprouts, and Mrs. Jone's dog.

by Germ the Germy Germinator November 6, 2003