Germ the Germy Germinator's definitions

kumptastic

when something at first glance seems pretty good, but once you take a closer look you realize it totally sucks

Kump seems like a good drummer, but he's really actually Kumptastic

by Germ the Germy Germinator November 11, 2003

low bones

pizza crusts found in a garbage can and eaten by bums

That bum is looking for some tasty low bones

by Germ the Germy Germinator November 4, 2003

scotchin

to hang up random bizarre pictures in conspicuous places. Word derived from scotch tape used to hang said pictures

"Heebee Joe man, you scotchin?"
"Yeehay i just found this fandangalicious picto of Somma somma and little frants eatin a hoobie pie!"
"Thats scotchin'!put that up on my locker!"

by Germ the Germy Germinator November 19, 2003

wendigo

The soul of a cannibal doomed to wander the earth entirely famished and craving human flesh. They leave burning footprints in the snow.

"Mayh bee the wendigo ayte your baybee"

by Germ the Germy Germinator November 4, 2003

smonked

to get your ass kicked by a monk.

Wow, that crazy dude in the brown robe just SMONKED your stupid ass!

by Germ the Germy Germinator November 6, 2003

cockcheese

a mouldy, funky cock teaser

Don't dip your cock in the cockcheese

by Germ the Germy Germinator November 4, 2003

dinojob

Oral sex administered by a huge female, usually accompanied by loud grunts and a roaring noise.

"Grrrrrraaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!" (imitates dinojob by moving hands rapidly back and forth in front of mouth and rocking back and forth on his heels)
HAHAHAHAHA! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHA!
And we all laughed at the desperation that drew some unfortunate grungy anakanoochian soul to accept a dinojob.

by Germ the Germy Germinator November 6, 2003