Definitions by Gerdemann25
Crazy Eddy
A hero of epic stories and legends. Over 900 years old he has conquered death and retired to his poon palace on mars. Occasionally seen on Earth when he must complete a quest. He was stationed at Zarganzig's Castle for many years and left in 1643 the day before the Whiiple Creek massacre. The massacre took place on that day because his departure gave the Asexual Trolls the courage to attack. Has killed over 467 men with his bare hands. Genghis Khan's right hand man
"Dude i haven't seen Crazy Eddy lately"
"Probably hitting up his poon palace with some Slam-A-licious babes"
"Trusay Dr. Butt Pirate"
"Probably hitting up his poon palace with some Slam-A-licious babes"
"Trusay Dr. Butt Pirate"
Crazy Eddy by Gerdemann25 August 4, 2007
Big Fag McDump-on-ma-chest
The true author of Sun tzu's art of war. Also invented the boston steamer however that was earlier in his career and he did not take credit, claiming the inspiration came from his name. Sun Tzu was a peasant he paid to put his name on the book so it would sell better, unfortunately while it made him rich this move allowed history to forget him.
Big Fag McDump-on-ma-chest by Gerdemann25 August 4, 2007