god fucker

one who has sexual intercourse with a deity in order to good fortune; also used in a manner to piss off religious people

You are a god damn god fucker.

by Gerald February 27, 2005

plivit

A sock containing a turd that has nuts and corn in it, with a hole strategically in the toe of the sock, allowing the crap to splat out on the victim who is hit with it.

He should be hit upside the head with a plivet for doing something that dumb.

by Gerald March 18, 2005

evil

George W. fucking Bush!!!!

George W. is evil gay wad!!!

by Gerald June 18, 2006

shizzle gizzle gar

to fart loudly seriously ripping/tearing ass!!

dude did u just shizzle gizzle gar

by gerald April 7, 2005

Scrimmy

Bisexual; comes from "sexually indiscriminate".

John is a scrimmy because he likes boys and girls.

by Gerald December 1, 2004

free speech

An American right, mentioned in the U.S Constitution in the first amendment,that prevents congress from prohibiting the freedom of speech, or of the press;as well as several other rights.

Free speech is perishing in public schools.

by Gerald July 12, 2006

Squirrel Master

1. the master of all squirrels
2. the proper name for a ferret
3. a particularly bad chest and tooth infection which causes hair growth of a rapid rate from the anus.

I ate a squirrel master once and now im a ferret.

by Gerald November 28, 2003