Definitions by Geoski

Gruntsquat 

See also O.H.U.B. and underbob
The act of squatting down....underbobbing...the resulting orgasm creates more of a grunting sound due to the position of the scrunched up body/torso. most times, body cramps result during the buildup due again, to position....resulting in one, nice loud grunting, painful yet strangely stimulating orgasm.
again, watch yourself on the overspray.
see also F.O.G.S.

self explanatory. if you can't follow the directions, you shouldn't be jacking off. Go gruntsquat!

Gruntsquat by geoski September 14, 2006

F.O.G. 

Fly Over Gruntsquat
best performed with pre-jizz already leaking out and someone you may or may not like is passed out on their back.

work up to pre-jizz...
Fly Over Gruntsquat 'em.
pics are always handy.

again, follow the directions
F.O.G. someone this weekend....they'll love you for it.

F.O.G. by geoski September 14, 2006

underbob

the act of masturbation with the non dominant hand...thumb facing towards the balls.

i have myself an underbob last night....felt like someone else was doing it.

underbob by Geoski July 25, 2006

O.H.U.B.

See underbob

An OverHandUnderBob

the act of masturbation while standing up. Masterbaiter places same leg as non dominant hand on something higher than his other foot. Using the underbob technique.....watch the toe hair.

showering and O.H.U.B.bing!

O.H.U.B. by Geoski July 25, 2006