19 definitions by George Stuffalottapuss
The following is an example from Epic Rap Battles of History, a YouTube series
Miley Cyrus:
Let me guess, You're just here to hate
Well you can stand in the autograph line and wait
Cause I'm all twerk, I got all day
To Spit harsh words in this French maid's face
You died a virgin girl, who you think you're messing with?
It's Miley Cyrus, I'm the hottest thing since Britney, Bitch!
I'm getting lifted on that molly, get that party turned up
You getting lifted on a stake, get that body burned up
Had enough? It's my habit, when I grab the mic I milk it
You could say this rap is like my alter ego, cause I killed it!
Joan of Arc:
Lord, forgive me for the words I speak
I know the voices of the angels tell me to turn the other cheek
But I'm about to rip Hannah Montana's tongue out through here teeth
Je suis la fille en feu call me Katniss Everdeen
When it comes to bad bitches, I'm the patron saint
But I only get down on my knees when it's time to pray
I came to Frenchmen's aid in the time of need
Cause I'm the Maid of Orleans, You're the Mardi Gras beads, honey
My father taught me things your daddy couldn't teach ya
Your highest calling was a text from Wiz Khalifa
You gotta die for something, Miley, just picture your epitaph
Had the world watching, chose to show them all her flat ass
Miley Cyrus:
Let me guess, You're just here to hate
Well you can stand in the autograph line and wait
Cause I'm all twerk, I got all day
To Spit harsh words in this French maid's face
You died a virgin girl, who you think you're messing with?
It's Miley Cyrus, I'm the hottest thing since Britney, Bitch!
I'm getting lifted on that molly, get that party turned up
You getting lifted on a stake, get that body burned up
Had enough? It's my habit, when I grab the mic I milk it
You could say this rap is like my alter ego, cause I killed it!
Joan of Arc:
Lord, forgive me for the words I speak
I know the voices of the angels tell me to turn the other cheek
But I'm about to rip Hannah Montana's tongue out through here teeth
Je suis la fille en feu call me Katniss Everdeen
When it comes to bad bitches, I'm the patron saint
But I only get down on my knees when it's time to pray
I came to Frenchmen's aid in the time of need
Cause I'm the Maid of Orleans, You're the Mardi Gras beads, honey
My father taught me things your daddy couldn't teach ya
Your highest calling was a text from Wiz Khalifa
You gotta die for something, Miley, just picture your epitaph
Had the world watching, chose to show them all her flat ass
by George Stuffalottapuss November 9, 2013
koh-lap-shuh-kahl
adjectative verb.
1. Of or related to the collapse of any given noun or event.
2. Keynesian economics.
adjectative verb.
1. Of or related to the collapse of any given noun or event.
2. Keynesian economics.
by George Stuffalottapuss December 30, 2011
kozz-mick ohr-gah-zum
noun
1. A sexual orgasm so intense that one's third eye is momentarily awakened as they traverse without the restaints of time, logic and physical limitations through the wonders and colors of the infinite cosmic abyss.
noun
1. A sexual orgasm so intense that one's third eye is momentarily awakened as they traverse without the restaints of time, logic and physical limitations through the wonders and colors of the infinite cosmic abyss.
"Man, Jessica Alba's booty is sooo fine...."
"Yea, the cosmic orgasm you'd have from hittin' that shit would almost be worth the herpes you'd get."
"Yea, the cosmic orgasm you'd have from hittin' that shit would almost be worth the herpes you'd get."
by George Stuffalottapuss December 30, 2011
dee-pawt-ment uv ed-yoo-kay-shun
1. The Communist institution that centralizes education at the federal level of the United States government.
2. The parasitical administration that pats themselves on the back for simultaneously brainwashing America's children and draining resources from actual workers who actually produce something of value.
3. Financial Terrorists who distort the market for student loans by artificially moving the supply of loans outward, thereby raising tuition costs.
1. The Communist institution that centralizes education at the federal level of the United States government.
2. The parasitical administration that pats themselves on the back for simultaneously brainwashing America's children and draining resources from actual workers who actually produce something of value.
3. Financial Terrorists who distort the market for student loans by artificially moving the supply of loans outward, thereby raising tuition costs.
The Department of Education gave away loans indiscriminately to would-be college students, allowing universities to increase their prices astronomically given this neverending supply of capital.
by George Stuffalottapuss January 4, 2012
hāst
noun, verb
1. The act of expediting a process.
2. To make an intolerable time period more tolerable by reducing its overall time period.
3. Changing the channel rapidly when you see Jersey Shore.
Related forms:
Hastient
Hastience
Hastily
Hasten
Hasteful
noun, verb
1. The act of expediting a process.
2. To make an intolerable time period more tolerable by reducing its overall time period.
3. Changing the channel rapidly when you see Jersey Shore.
Related forms:
Hastient
Hastience
Hastily
Hasten
Hasteful
Anwar tried to make haste to catch his flight. Unfortunately for him, he was selected for a "random" screening by the Touching Sexually Assministration.
US monetary policy is rather partial towards the 20 Primary Dealers, aka financial terrorists, in what appears to be a policy of pure collapshickal haste towards an ever-widening gap between the rich and the poor which can only result in its total, utter, inewitable collapse.
US monetary policy is rather partial towards the 20 Primary Dealers, aka financial terrorists, in what appears to be a policy of pure collapshickal haste towards an ever-widening gap between the rich and the poor which can only result in its total, utter, inewitable collapse.
by George Stuffalottapuss December 30, 2011
The economy needed saving, but the Federal Reserve gave a bunch of newly printed money to the Primary Dealers instead.
by George Stuffalottapuss December 30, 2011
pri-mah-ree deel-errs
noun, rape.
1. A list of well-connected multinational financial institutions maintained by the New York Federal Reserve. When the Fed undergoes expansionary monetary policy (quantitative easing, open market operations, lowering interest rates, reducing the reserve ratio, printing money, inflation, communism, financial terrorism), the Primary Dealers are the first to receive this money, whereby it is promptly lent to the rest of humanity at interest, in the piss-on-me theory of trickle-down economics. Typically receiving dollar quantities in the billions and sometimes trillions, money given to these banks under guise of saving the economy retains its value to prop up the economy long enough for the Primary Dealers to derive value from this newly created fiat currency. Once the dollars reach the actual people in the economy, typically as presented by a populist-oriented central planning communal directive as espoused by a politician, the value of the dollars are reduced as a result of inflation not only by the arbitrary creation of these dollars by the compatriot-compliant Federal Reserve, but also of the fractional-reserve banking that lends out dollars whilst no money is in the vault for a financial regime looking for the next ruse to thieve even more money from the average working citizen.
noun, rape.
1. A list of well-connected multinational financial institutions maintained by the New York Federal Reserve. When the Fed undergoes expansionary monetary policy (quantitative easing, open market operations, lowering interest rates, reducing the reserve ratio, printing money, inflation, communism, financial terrorism), the Primary Dealers are the first to receive this money, whereby it is promptly lent to the rest of humanity at interest, in the piss-on-me theory of trickle-down economics. Typically receiving dollar quantities in the billions and sometimes trillions, money given to these banks under guise of saving the economy retains its value to prop up the economy long enough for the Primary Dealers to derive value from this newly created fiat currency. Once the dollars reach the actual people in the economy, typically as presented by a populist-oriented central planning communal directive as espoused by a politician, the value of the dollars are reduced as a result of inflation not only by the arbitrary creation of these dollars by the compatriot-compliant Federal Reserve, but also of the fractional-reserve banking that lends out dollars whilst no money is in the vault for a financial regime looking for the next ruse to thieve even more money from the average working citizen.
As of December 30, 2011, the list of Primary dealers includes the following:
Bank of Nova Scotia, New York Agency
BMO Capital Markets Corp.
BNP Paribas Securities Corp.
Barclays Capital Inc.
Cantor Fitzgerald & Co.
Citigroup Global Markets Inc.
Credit Suisse Securities (USA) LLC
Daiwa Capital Markets America Inc.
Deutsche Bank Securities Inc.
Goldman Sachs & Co.
HSBC Securities (USA) Inc.
Jefferies & Company, Inc.
J.P. Morgan Securities LLC
Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith Incorporated
Mizuho Securities USA Inc.
Morgan Stanley & Co. LLC
Nomura Securities International, Inc.
RBC Capital Markets, LLC
RBS Securities Inc.
SG Americas Securities, LLC
UBS Securities LLC.
Bank of Nova Scotia, New York Agency
BMO Capital Markets Corp.
BNP Paribas Securities Corp.
Barclays Capital Inc.
Cantor Fitzgerald & Co.
Citigroup Global Markets Inc.
Credit Suisse Securities (USA) LLC
Daiwa Capital Markets America Inc.
Deutsche Bank Securities Inc.
Goldman Sachs & Co.
HSBC Securities (USA) Inc.
Jefferies & Company, Inc.
J.P. Morgan Securities LLC
Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith Incorporated
Mizuho Securities USA Inc.
Morgan Stanley & Co. LLC
Nomura Securities International, Inc.
RBC Capital Markets, LLC
RBS Securities Inc.
SG Americas Securities, LLC
UBS Securities LLC.
by George Stuffalottapuss December 30, 2011