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assministration

ass-min-eh-stray-shun
noun.

1. A collected division of parasites claiming to benefit its host, but in reality made up of a collection of Prime Ministers of the land of Ass.

2. Any US Federal Government Agency.
If only the Obama Assministration were capable of accomplishing something without stealing 30% of the income from 310 million people at gunpoint.
by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012
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Federal Reserve

After the 2008 financial crisis, the world economy needed saving, but the Federal Reserve gave a bunch of newly printed money to the Primary Dealers instead.
by George Stuffalottapuss October 19, 2012
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inewitable

in-ew-i-tuh-buhl
adjective, noun

1. That which is or represents something that is inevitable.

2. Creepily describing your heinous, dictatorial master plan as inevitable. See: Kim Jong Il, Team America
"Inewitable! Goddamnit, open you're fuckin' eahs." - Dear Leader Kim Jong Il
by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012
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collapshickal

koh-lap-shuh-kahl
adjectative verb.

1. Of or related to the collapse of any given noun or event.

2. Keynesian economics.
US military might has been extended to collapshickal proportions.
by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012
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haste

hāst
noun, verb

1. The act of expediting a process.
2. To make an intolerable time period more tolerable by reducing its overall time period.
3. Changing the channel rapidly when you see Jersey Shore.

Related forms:

Hastient
Hastience
Hastily
Hasten
Hasteful
Anwar tried to make haste to catch his flight. Unfortunately for him, he was selected for a "random" screening by the Touching Sexually Assministration.

US monetary policy is rather partial towards the 20 Primary Dealers, aka financial terrorists, in what appears to be a policy of pure collapshickal haste towards an ever-widening gap between the rich and the poor which can only result in its total, utter, inewitable collapse.
by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012
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Primary Dealers

pwi-meh-wee deew-ews

1. financial terrorists.
The economy needed saving, but the Federal Reserve gave a bunch of newly printed money to the Primary Dealers instead.
by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012
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MF Global

MF Global was a member of the Primary Dealers and received billions of dollars in US tax dollars and newly printed money. And they still went bankrupt.
by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012
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