George McBob's definitions

bankie

In South Africa, one usually buys weed by the bankie. A bankie is the amount of weed that will fit in a bank coin bag (weed is not necessarily sold in a bank bag, but it is the most common container)

Score us a bankie, bru!

by George McBob May 5, 2009

Juchrislam

The collective term for the three Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity and Islam)

So what's your religion, dude? Shinto? Buddhism? Juchrislam?

by George McBob April 21, 2009

financial virginity

That state of innocence in which you live until you have to pay your first income tax, insurance premium or legal fee.

I'm going to lose my financial virginity this month. Not looking forward to it.

by George McBob July 18, 2009

VIP

Vaginal Irrigation Packet.

This is in accordance with the principle that anyone who would call themselves a VIP, or insist on VIP treatment is inherently a douchebag.

There go the celebs heading for the VIP seats. Total bunch of douchebags.

by George McBob May 6, 2009

FAIL

opposite of WIN.

stevie123> OK, I pressed alt f4 like you said, but my internet crashed
pwnX0r666> lol n00b pwn3d. u FAIL !!!

by George McBob September 9, 2009

PANDA

S. Afr. slang for a white person.

Stands for Previously Advantaged Now DisAdvantaged.

It comes from the politically correct South African bullshit euphemism "previously disadvantaged" which means everyone who is not white, and hence is eligible for affirmative action.

Dave: I'm going to apply for that job.
Steve: Don't even bother. You're a PANDA, bru.

by George McBob April 29, 2009

African Whore Sickness

AIDS

Steve: Tom has African Horse Sickness? But that only affects horses, not humans.
Dave: No, I said African Whore Sickness.
Steve: Ah. I see. Sucks to be him.

by George McBob September 9, 2009