penis jive

Comes from working at the UPS store for too long, meaning everything

Jaramy stop being a penis jive!
Hey could you hand me that penis jive?
did you take the penis jive to the post office?
Hey are you going to finish your penis jive?
Dude....penis jive...that's all I got to say to you.

by George Hoefer March 07, 2005

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Mario Is Missing

The shitiest excuse for a Mario Bros. game EVER. Luigi would be so cool if they didnt shaft him with shitty lead roles such as finding his bigger brother or riding a mansion of ghosts, See Luigi's Mansion

Dude I rented Mario is Missing totally thinking that it was going to be awesome that Luigi got his own game, but it totally turned out to be doodootaculus

by George Hoefer March 29, 2005

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UPS

Establishment created by Mac Daddy Jaramy Williams, and co-creator George Hoefer, The United Pimps Service. UPS was created to unite all the pimps of the world, kind of like a union of pimps, a legion if you will. A member of the UPS has his god-given right to do what a pimps gotta do, including slapping a hoe, smacking a bitch, or lookin fly.

Hey Tito, I just became a pimp last night, do you think you can get me into the UPS this weekend, so i can get my bitchin benifits?

by George Hoefer March 09, 2005

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