George Hoefer's definitions

yunlopista

A lamp shade that has been deficated upon.

dude why'd you shit on my new lamp shade?
well like i thought you needed a yunlopista...sorry :(

by George Hoefer March 10, 2005

Oedipus

One sick and twisted bastard. just goes to show you that greeks dont mind sticking it to thier moms, but hey if its any constilation, if i was Dustin i would def do my own mom, so i guess its ok

Hi my name is Oedipus i fucked my mom, cool huh?

by George Hoefer March 10, 2005

UPS

Establishment created by Mac Daddy Jaramy Williams, and co-creator George Hoefer, The United Pimps Service. UPS was created to unite all the pimps of the world, kind of like a union of pimps, a legion if you will. A member of the UPS has his god-given right to do what a pimps gotta do, including slapping a hoe, smacking a bitch, or lookin fly.

Hey Tito, I just became a pimp last night, do you think you can get me into the UPS this weekend, so i can get my bitchin benifits?

by George Hoefer March 9, 2005

Negrodite

1. The god of all negros
2. a black guy whos being a real big jerk

1. Praise the almighty Negrodite for blessing us with an illegitimate child!
2. I bumped into this guy in the line at taco bell and he turned into a real negrodite!

by George Hoefer March 9, 2005

panoramarection

What you get when you see Dusitns mom

Woah I got a panoramarection, did Dustins mom just walk by?

by George Hoefer March 8, 2005

Hit That F2

The term comes from the Dark Ages when someone wanted to start over on something they wanted to fail the second time. Over the years it has come to be known as restarting.

Damn! I totally messed up, let me hit that F2!

by George Hoefer March 7, 2005

Georgasm

This word comes from me...because it is what i give girls to make them happy

Last night I totally gave her a taste of the Georgasm!

by George Hoefer March 7, 2005