George Hoefer's definitions

Oedipus

One sick and twisted bastard. just goes to show you that greeks dont mind sticking it to thier moms, but hey if its any constilation, if i was Dustin i would def do my own mom, so i guess its ok

Hi my name is Oedipus i fucked my mom, cool huh?

by George Hoefer March 10, 2005

the UPS store

The place in which TJ, Jaramy, and George spend all thier lonly lives

crap I gotta work today at the UPS store

by George Hoefer March 7, 2005

panoramarection

What you get when you see Dusitns mom

Woah I got a panoramarection, did Dustins mom just walk by?

by George Hoefer March 8, 2005

UPS

Establishment created by Mac Daddy Jaramy Williams, and co-creator George Hoefer, The United Pimps Service. UPS was created to unite all the pimps of the world, kind of like a union of pimps, a legion if you will. A member of the UPS has his god-given right to do what a pimps gotta do, including slapping a hoe, smacking a bitch, or lookin fly.

Hey Tito, I just became a pimp last night, do you think you can get me into the UPS this weekend, so i can get my bitchin benifits?

by George Hoefer March 9, 2005

Mario Is Missing

The shitiest excuse for a Mario Bros. game EVER. Luigi would be so cool if they didnt shaft him with shitty lead roles such as finding his bigger brother or riding a mansion of ghosts, See Luigi's Mansion

Dude I rented Mario is Missing totally thinking that it was going to be awesome that Luigi got his own game, but it totally turned out to be doodootaculus

by George Hoefer March 29, 2005

yunlopista

A lamp shade that has been deficated upon.

dude why'd you shit on my new lamp shade?
well like i thought you needed a yunlopista...sorry :(

by George Hoefer March 10, 2005

doodootaculus

something that totaly sucks ass...like ham and cheese hotpockets

Tim: Hey man did you ever get that raise at work?
Kyle: Nah
Tim: Aw, that's doodootaculus
Kyle: No kidding, now leave me to sulk and eat my ham & cheese hotpocket

by George Hoefer March 23, 2005