Georg Znaeym's definitions

NASCAR Facelift

"NASCAR Facelift" describes the tightly-pulled-back hair style favored by lesser-educated women in the lower socio-economic class.

If that big mama's NASCAR Facelift was any tighter, she'd have a permanent grin."

by Georg Znaeym May 6, 2006

Drum Corpse International

A mocking parody of "Drum Corps International", the organization that assumed control in the early 1970s of what was until that time a hugely-successful, widely-popular and rapidly-growing national drum corps movement.

Remember all the great drum corps and hundreds of drum corps contests we used to have each summer, before Drum Corpse International took over?

by Georg Znaeym May 30, 2006

blinker

A woman or girl who makes frequent eye-blinking motions while avoiding eye contact with those nearby, often meant as conscious or subconscious body language indicating a desire to be left alone.

"It's okay to be a blinker unless you're a waitress."

by Georg Znaeym May 28, 2006

Full Uniform

Anyone who assumes the "look" of whatever social group they are trying to fit into is said to be in full uniform.

Let's see ... baseball cap, goatee, Fu Manchu 'stache, shaved head, muscle shirt without any muscle, tattoos, potbelly, baggy overlong "shorts" year-round and, oh yeah, the final touch - the cigarette and the fixed stare ... looks like I'm all set for Wal-Mart. Fire up the pickup, mama, this dude's in full uniform!

by Georg Znaeym July 21, 2006

deadneck

Based on the term "redneck", "deadneck" refers to a stupid, non-thinking person, as in "dead from the neck up".

"You mean you've never voted in any election, deadneck?"

by Georg Znaeym May 6, 2006

nascar facelift

A white-trash female hairstyle. All the hair is pulled straight back very tightly and held in place with whatever is convenient in a sort of schoolmarm's bun. The effect is that the face appears stretched back.

"That big mama can go five miles an hour faster on her bike now that she got herself that NASCAR facelift."

by Georg Znaeym May 11, 2006

hairtosser

A girl or woman who is continually flipping her hair without touching it by tossing her head, often using the motion to catch a quick, surreptitious glimpse around her surroundings and/or to see who, if anyone, is looking at her, and/or to garner attention. (See "Headshaker".)

"You'd think those hairtosser gals would develop neck pains after repeating that motion sixteen hours a day."

by Georg Znaeym May 6, 2006