"All hat, no cattle"

Used to illustrate those who inappropriately wear large Western hats, usually indoors. Often said of country-and-western performers.
"All hat, no cattle" describes that country-and-western band out of Cleveland to a T.
by Georg Znaeym July 22, 2006
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scowlface

An unaccompanied female who, while in the presence of a male or males, assumes an angry, scowling face with the intent of discouraging any potential communication with the nearby male/males, as if they had any intent to institute such contact to begin with.
Didn't the expression on that scowlface back there make you think of a car? Myself, I was reminded of a '54 Buick.
by Georg Znaeym July 28, 2006
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headshaker

A girl or woman who makes frequent, repeated quick side-to-side head motions (as someone indicating a "no" gesture would), ostensibly to clear the face of loose hair but actually often used as a method to quickly and surreptitiously scan her surroundings without chancing anything beyond the briefest eye contact with those nearby, and/or to attract attention.
"I think that brunette headshaker has her eye on you, Fred."
by Georg Znaeym May 24, 2006
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blinker

A woman or girl who makes frequent eye-blinking motions while avoiding eye contact with those nearby, often meant as conscious or subconscious body language indicating a desire to be left alone.
"It's okay to be a blinker unless you're a waitress."
by Georg Znaeym May 24, 2006
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Jim Pitts

"Jim Pitts" is slang for "gym pits", or someone carrying a strong odor of perspiration as if coming after a gymnasium workout.
"I can't handle being anywhere near Jim Pitts over there."
by Georg Znaeym July 22, 2006
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Full Uniform

Anyone who assumes the "look" of whatever social group they are trying to fit into is said to be in full uniform.
Let's see ... baseball cap, goatee, Fu Manchu 'stache, shaved head, muscle shirt without any muscle, tattoos, potbelly, baggy overlong "shorts" year-round and, oh yeah, the final touch - the cigarette and the fixed stare ... looks like I'm all set for Wal-Mart. Fire up the pickup, mama, this dude's in full uniform!
by Georg Znaeym July 21, 2006
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hairtosser

A girl or woman who is continually flipping her hair without touching it by tossing her head, often using the motion to catch a quick, surreptitious glimpse around her surroundings and/or to see who, if anyone, is looking at her, and/or to garner attention. (See "Headshaker".)
"You'd think those hairtosser gals would develop neck pains after repeating that motion sixteen hours a day."
by Georg Znaeym April 26, 2006
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